I'm sure the GAs in SLC are asking: Where Have All The Mormons Gone?

Where have all the Mormons gone
Long time passing?
Where have all the Mormons gone
Long time ago?
Where have all the Mormons gone?
________________(fill in the blank)
When will they ever learn
when will they ever learn?

Blanks options:

A) Gone to Godzilla's meal every one
B) Gone to Satan every one
C) Gone to Salt Lake City every one
D) Gone on missions every one
E) Gone ......... every one

What do you think?

The internet killed them.

Yep.

Gone to pick flowers, every one.

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> I'm sure the GAs in SLC are asking: Where Have
> All The Mormons Gone?
>
> Where have all the Mormons gone
> Long time passing?
> Where have all the Mormons gone
> Long time ago?
> Where have all the Mormons gone?
> ________________(fill in the blank)
> When will they ever learn
> when will they ever learn?
>
> Blanks options:
>
> A) Gone to Godzilla's meal every one
> B) Gone to Satan every one
> C) Gone to Salt Lake City every one
> D) Gone on missions every one
> E) Gone ......... every one
>
> What do you think?


Options B and D scan the best.

Hiding out in Provo, everyone...