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Posted by: psychic ( )
Date: October 31, 2017 06:23PM
I stand all amazed...at City Creek Center

I stand all amazed
At the Mall Jesus built for me
Confused at the space..and
new price Condo's offer me
I stand there and gaze
At the steel,stone and glass so grand
that deeply inside me I know it
it was built by his haaaaaaaaaaaand

Oh, it is wonderful that
He would know my needs
That he would care for me
enough to bring Tiffanys
Oh, it is wonderful
Wonderful to me

I marvel that He would
descend down to the one- true -Mall
to Bring Michael Korrs, Rolex
and Porcshe design

Oh, it is wonderful
that He should build for me
enough to fi...nance this for me
Oh, it is wonderful
Wonderful to me

I think of pi..o...neer hands,
pierced , bleeding to pay the debt
So this gen-er-ation can shop and then soon forget
I cant help but ad-ore the sec-ur-ity on the Mall
to keep out tattoos, gays and homeless so after all
Such Mercy and Love and tith--ing can I forget?
No, No I will praise the 12 for No Corporate debt

Oh, it is wonderful that
He would know my needs
grant me prosperity
so I can shop in cool AC
Oh, it is wonderful
Wonderful to me

Lyrics by founder of the Salamander Society (not me).

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Posted by: Mother Who Knows ( )
Date: October 31, 2017 10:23PM
Re: I stand all amazed...at City Creek Center

Ha-Ha-ha-ha!

Great!!

Thank you for the (too-true) laugh!

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: October 31, 2017 10:43PM
Re: I stand all amazed...at City Creek Center

Please Psychic, refer to it by its New Name—Shitty Creek Center.

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Posted by: luckylucas ( )
Date: November 01, 2017 06:39AM
Re: I stand all amazed...at City Creek Center

Praise to the mall

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Posted by: severedpuppetstrings ( )
Date: November 01, 2017 07:19AM
Re: I stand all amazed...at City Creek Center

LMAO! LMAO!! Thanks for the morning laugh!

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Posted by: jackman ( )
Date: November 01, 2017 09:52AM
Re: I stand all amazed...at City Creek Center

I feel a new Hymn book coming on.

High on a mountain top,
a badger ate a squirrel....

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: November 01, 2017 12:40PM
Re: I stand all amazed...at City Creek Center

High on the mountain top
A BONER is unfurled.
Ye nations, now look up;
It waves to all the world.
In Deseret’s sweet, peaceful land,
On Zion’s mount behold it stand!

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Posted by: MeM ( )
Date: November 01, 2017 07:37PM
Re: I stand all amazed...at City Creek Center

"Come, come ye saints....let's go shopping!"

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Posted by: severedpuppetstrings ( )
Date: November 01, 2017 10:01PM
Re: I stand all amazed...at City Creek Center

You're welcomed as long as your wallet's swells
We've got sales...we've got sales!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/01/2017 10:01PM by severedpuppetstrings.

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