..sitting at a bar, watching the Jazz just lose a game, and saying “ah fuuuuck” with your new beer-drinking buddy sitting next to you?

Think of all the poor TBMs denied one of life’s little pleasures. The Barman’s Boner.

That kind of happened to me watching some mma fights at a bar on saturday, the guys i was rooting for lost but it did not effect me like it used to, the guys next to me were funny as fuck as well. Haven't laughed that hard in a while.

I've been cussing hellishly of late. I never used to. In fact, I was known for never cussing.

All of that changed. My husband says I've become quite profane.

Here's when it began:

When my granddaughter threw up nacho cheese and cantaloupe in front of the soft-serve dispenser at Sizzler.

When my mo-in-law shocked us with her gangrenous foot in front of seminary kids in our living room. (I caught heck for that one, believe you me!)

I just can't help it anymore. Sometimes, I don't know whether to defecate or permanently lose my eyesight. But a good curse word does gladden my heart. :-)



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Amen, sista!!!

I drive around thinking of ways to interject curse words into my vocab. People around me notice the cuss words and ask me "Why?" It really is somehow liberating-- from years of thinking cuss words to actually yelling out something like-"How 'bout a turn signal, dumfuck?" :):D



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kathleen Wrote:
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> Sometimes, I don't know whether to defecate or permanently lose my eyesight.


Isn't that something other than a falsehood? ;)

BYU Boner Wrote:
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> ..sitting at a bar, watching the Jazz just lose a
> game, and saying “ah fuuuuck” with your new
> beer-drinking buddy sitting next to you?
>
> Think of all the poor TBMs denied one of life’s
> little pleasures. The Barman’s Boner.

I live for such pleasures.

Hey Boner, I've watched the Jazz a couple of times this year. Considering the talent, it looks like there will be plenty of "ah fuuucks" this year. A beer and hoops.....life's simple pleasures.

We just brought a new Labrador puppy into our lives. We're discovering new ways to combine curse words.

The Jazz are actually looking pretty good at the moment .before losing to OKC on the road last night they had won 6 in a row . Will they beat Golden State or Hoiston in the playoffs? I doubt it but they are playing very good ball right now .Unselfish, find the open man for hight percentage shot , good defense . not bad at all.

montanadude Wrote:
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> We're discovering new ways to combine curse words.


...yet another of life's simple pleasures! -edz

EdZ

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But just going to a movie on Sunday. Having a drink at dinner. I cuss a lot. So many little things that we didn't do for years and years that add up to LIVING.

Nuthin' better bro....

"And I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome,
natural things that money can buy." -- Steve Martin

Well Bonester, when I first started reading this I thought you were sitting at the bar watching the jizz....

The perils of following the boner on rfm!

Ya gots to pay attention when y'all are tryin' to follow da Boner.

well Bamboozled, I guess I’m part of the Utah Jizz team! Thanks for a good laugh!

Nice Recreation

Where in the scriptures does it say "fuck" is a forbidden word?
Where does it say God cares one way or the other whether you say
"fuck?"

Truth! He don't give a Fuck what we say. :)

I would think that staying home and fucking one's wife is natural and wholesome. That would be my preference, anyway.