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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: January 08, 2018 11:20PM

A new day for the LDS. The old president has died and a new
president is taking the helm.

Thomas S. Monson was 90--very aged. So the old are out and the
new are in.

I expect the new president to breathe some life into an
organization that has been lead by a man in his eighties for the
past decade. Now with vibrant new blood things are really going
to change. With a new generation in charge expect surprises.

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Posted by: jan ( )
Date: January 09, 2018 12:46AM

Everything old is new again

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: January 09, 2018 01:35PM

Don't you mean everything old is "old" again? :)

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Posted by: Babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: January 09, 2018 05:42PM

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: January 09, 2018 01:34AM

Hooray! A new dying man.

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: January 09, 2018 01:42AM

but will LD$ inc still have a Profit ? ....maybe not !!!

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: January 09, 2018 09:33AM

baura Wrote:
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> A new day for the LDS. The old president has died
> and a new
> president is taking the helm.
>
> Thomas S. Monson was 90--very aged. So the old
> are out and the
> new are in.
>
> I expect the new president to breathe some life
> into an
> organization that has been lead by a man in his
> eighties for the
> past decade. Now with vibrant new blood things
> are really going
> to change. With a new generation in charge expect
> surprises.

Funny, since the "new" young president taking over for the 90 year-old-very-aged Monson is 93 :)

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: January 09, 2018 10:25AM

Finally! Someone old enough to have enough experience to really stick it to the gays and women properly! And the men. Nobody will escape now. And with his trusty side-kick Wendy, there is no stopping them now. Oh, and her trusty side kick Sheri. What a trinity! What a God Head!

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

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Posted by: readwrite ( )
Date: January 09, 2018 12:46PM

Who?

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Posted by: Now a Gentile ( )
Date: January 09, 2018 01:20PM

If they follow tradition, Nelson is the new pres.

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Posted by: severedpuppetstrings ( )
Date: January 09, 2018 01:33PM

Whoever it is we know that he will be....

-Rich
-Of European Descent
-A senior citizen

And probably..
-A descendant of one of the early church leaders
-A descendant of polygamous ancestors...which is ironic considering how ashamed they (the leaders) are of polygamy and yet, a good number of them are descendants of it!

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: January 09, 2018 01:50PM

ziller want some of what Opie been smoking ~

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Posted by: angela ( )
Date: January 09, 2018 02:11PM

It's not "it's gonna be Nelson"

It's "it IS Nelson"

Not sure why people think it there is a possibility it will be someone else. That is Catholic thinking, not Mormon thinking. :)

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 09, 2018 02:12PM

"...even before the foundation of the world, it was Nelson!!"

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Posted by: sunbeep ( )
Date: January 09, 2018 02:30PM

https://www.rawstory.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/nelson1-800x430.jpg

I don't know much about Russell yet, but here is his better half and she looks like she could take anyone to task if she felt so inclined. Just look at her and imagine that you have just asked her, ever so politely, to fix you a grill cheese sandwich because you are hungry. By her looks, you ain't gonna get that sandwich, but will be condescendingly invited to make your own damn sandwich.

If you dare, look into her eyes. Does she appear to be a nice woman? Or, a woman just waiting to tear someone a new orifice? I can't see her "supporting" her man as he takes the wheel. But I can see her whispering in his ear everything she thinks he needs to be saying and doing.

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Posted by: GregS ( )
Date: January 09, 2018 02:34PM

"Ball-buster" comes to mind. *shudder*

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: January 09, 2018 03:29PM

Amen. And Amen.

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Posted by: jan ( )
Date: January 09, 2018 06:23PM

sunbeep Wrote:
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> https://www.rawstory.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/0
> 1/nelson1-800x430.jpg
>
> I don't know much about Russell yet, but here is
> his better half and she looks like she could take
> anyone to task if she felt so inclined. Just look
> at her and imagine that you have just asked her,
> ever so politely, to fix you a grill cheese
> sandwich because you are hungry. By her looks, you
> ain't gonna get that sandwich, but will be
> condescendingly invited to make your own damn
> sandwich.
>
> If you dare, look into her eyes. Does she appear
> to be a nice woman? Or, a woman just waiting to
> tear someone a new orifice? I can't see her
> "supporting" her man as he takes the wheel. But I
> can see her whispering in his ear everything she
> thinks he needs to be saying and doing.

So, since she's a woman, it is her responsibility to fix you a sandwich if you're hungry? And if she doesn't, she's "not nice" and "waiting to tear someone a new orifice"?

Intimidated by what you have inferred from a photo to be a strong woman, are you?

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Date: January 10, 2018 03:30AM


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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 09, 2018 02:41PM

While it's not always a calumny to state that you can tell when someone thinks of him/herself first, in her case it's the simple truth. She *appears* to be the kind who has as her chief goal, planting her foot on your back or head, as you are prostrated. She has been a real force in her husband's life. I would bet good money that without her, he'd be a simple retired doctor, enjoying his sunset and damn near dusk years. Believe me, she's got his priesthood in a jar, in her purse.

I can say this because I took Prof. Allawilliger B. Alliwalliger's "What you can tell when a woman has fixed her hair just exactly as she intended" class at California Poly Pacoima.

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Posted by: rhgc ( )
Date: January 09, 2018 05:21PM

Baura, sorry it took so long for someone to recognize that your post was tongue in cheek. Unless there is a palace revolt, the "new" is older as noted above.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: January 09, 2018 06:26PM

I'm flying in to Salt Lake for when the First Quorum of the 70 and the holy Apostles meet to vote on the new Prophet, Seer, and Revelator, and his divine election is announced. I want to be one with the joyous throng in Temple Square to cheer when the plume of white smoke goes up from the Temple, announcing, "We have a new President!"

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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: January 10, 2018 03:26AM

President Of Prophetic Endeavors.

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