https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics/2018/01/12/national-poll-61-percent-of-mormons-approve-of-president-donald-trump-highest-of-any-religious-group/

I'm sorry, it can't be something in the air or water; I've lived here all my life...

Maybe the lizard shape-shifters that live in the underground tunnels beneath the city have produced a secret substance they distribute through MLM operations... Perhaps it affects cognitive functioning...

So I was working out a little south of the city when the dispatcher warned that traffic around Temple Square was snarled...

I managed to restrain myself and not ask, "Who died?"

Anyway, the news of Orrin Hatch's retirement was a real stunner. Monson was so shocked when he heard it, he dropped dead...

#you can't get this stuff from an Uber driver



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I'm not surprised.

They put it in the water given out at Sacrament Meeting. One drop will do you in......

Mormons are used to leaders who "Can Not Be Wrong" no matter what they do or say. Suits them.