Are You?

If I told you, I'd have to...well, you know :)

Is this the one where all of the men gather around a table and one of them, uh oh, nevermind, I forgot it was secret, Oh Look, theres a bird.



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I know a couple of retired FBI agents who laughed when I accused them of belonging to an ultra-liberal secret cabal within the Bureau. They denied its existence. But, of course, they would, wouldn't they.

Maybe things have changed, but over my years in Federal Civil Service, FBI agents were generally considered to be so tightly wound that it would take a chainsaw to get them loose.

Buttoned-up, pinstripe suits, white shirts, perfectly shined shoes, carefully barbered hair - they could pass for IBM or Procter & Gamble reps.

I think they're meeting in Davos right now.

Where only the super elite get admission.

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> I think they're meeting in Davos right now.
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> Where only the super elite get admission.

Then why did they let Trump in? :)

(btw, there are also hundreds of not-so-elite economics researchers, and hundreds of people from the anything-but-elite news media, and plain old barely-making-a-living artists and small business owners. I know one of the attendees, Daniel Berthiaume -- he works for Adodbe)

I'm an ex-member of the "What is wanted?" Society .

I'd say yes, but the ultra secret, super uber duper secret society would disavow any knowledge of my actions.

Health in the navel, strength in the loins and sinews, power in the ... oops, I think my secret society ain’t so secret anymore!

I'm sure there exists a myriad of secret and not so secret societies, each possessing the truth, the full truth, about whatever...

For instance, I belong to a very secret society that knows the Eagles are going to defeat the Patriots; it's not even going to be close. The thing is, the existence of my society is safe because no one believes in this truth. Yes, we're hiding in plain sight!

It's so secret I don't even know I'm in it.

I have a secret name "Heber" but I can't tell anyone.

my secret society requires secret underwear.

<conference voice>

I don't mention mine because it's sacred, not secret.

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I'm not admitting to anything, except that we made Steve Guttenberg a star.

Steve Guttenberg was a star ?

The society of the living?

It seems like it.

When one of my kids was a Cub Scout the adults took his den out to pizza. One of my bosses happened to be there. He said "So, Bob. You are a leader in a uniformed right wing paramilitary organization that actively recruits children?" That was him being funny.

The 1950s Jewish stand-up comic Jack Benny -- he was a major TV star also -- called the Boy Scouts: "12 boys dressed like schmucks, following a schmuck dressed like a boy."

Secret handshake or I’m not buying it.

Once you've done the secret handshake they can get you in on the ground floor of the most totally awesome investment opportunity you'll ever see.

so I guess I am in! What a silly inference to make of a gag gift.

Off-site meetings: time & address, Please...