This is what my district leader said at the end of his workshop when I was on my mission... Evryone especially american mishies were trying soooo hard not to laugh hahaha! Filipinos like me use to pronounce 'f' as 'p' and 'p' as 'f' but I practiced a lot to not commit that same mistakes nmore and I think I'm good with my english now!

Also, I couldn't forget that one stake conference where an american general authority was present, one speaker quoted Boyd K. Packer by sayin' "Boyd K. F*cker said..." hahaha I cringed when I saw the face of the general authority hahaha! I went to the restroom just ta laugh hahaha! That was momentous!



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Thanks for the laugh :-D

Heavenly Farter will test!

LOL XD XD

They’re into a different kind of gaslighting.

B.K.Focker would have caught laughing, uncontrollably!

A Filipino couple were in a car making out, when a police officer knocked on their window and said to them, "...you cannot park here..."

They were embarrassed and said, "sir, we are not farking, we are only kissing.."

Tumatawa...Hahahahahahahah

What the fark! Hahaha

Reminds me of the time my wife's uncle -- first time in the US -- came to visit. He walks in the door, gives me a hug, and whispers to me, "Saan an battroom? I hap to fee!"

:)

How much was the fee? Hahaha may receptionist ba? Haha

Sometimes holding it in is the worst thing you can do......laughter I mean.

Pee, too!! Just ask Tycho Brahe ...

https://www.thevintagenews.com/2016/10/05/the-famous-astronomer-tycho-brahe-died-from-a-burst-bladder-after-refusing-to-relieve-himself-during-a-lavish-aristocratic-party/

Now that's the very definition of "uptight". Something Mormons might recognize if they weren't so uptight.