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Posted by: Crazy horse ( )
Date: February 05, 2018 04:25PM

Okay I got a text from missionaries today saying we read that you were meeting with missionaries and want to teach you about our gospel! And I said not interested at all and they called me! Here we go

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: February 05, 2018 04:48PM

Hoist them on their own petard.

Nicely and logically, with church approved sources, of course....

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: February 05, 2018 04:54PM

It's time to block their number.

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Posted by: Crazy horse ( )
Date: February 05, 2018 05:03PM

Yep I will do that " if they knock on my door I will not open it

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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: February 05, 2018 05:48PM

Sounds like you are kind of running from mormons like i am crazyhorse. I just changed my number and i am getting a sign customly made that says DO NOT KNOCK and other nice things. I can tell you one thing, the onslaught is way stronger when you are in it and you officially resign. Hopefully not all the police are mormon, if so this could be bad.

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Posted by: Crazy horse ( )
Date: February 05, 2018 06:51PM

Yep because they won't care! Utah police are probably all Mormon! Not a very friendly state

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Posted by: Cheryl ( )
Date: February 05, 2018 07:04PM

Block them. Don't answer, no matter what they do. Do not open your door to them. If they catch you outside your home or apartment, say, "Leave me alone." Then turn your back and walk briskly away. Go inside and shut the door. Turn on music or TV and sit back and enjoy.

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Posted by: Pooped ( )
Date: February 06, 2018 02:03PM

You might try replying that your interest in Mormonism is because you've heard they practice polygamy. You are interested because you think it is a more logical way to live than simply one man one woman. When they reply that their church doesn't practice this any more you can reply that you have been watching "Sister Wives" and don't understand why they are lying to you. I doubt you will get an answer. But if they still try to contact you just let them know you aren't interested in church at all if it means you have to live life their way. Open marriage or no marriage is all you care about. That will end it.

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Posted by: perdition ( )
Date: February 13, 2018 02:29PM

Fantastic post. Plural marriage should have them on the run.

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: February 06, 2018 02:22PM

NEVER Sext (Saints' texture) strangers!

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Posted by: Crazy horse ( )
Date: February 07, 2018 04:04PM

Thank you all! I didn't receive a reply back at all but they will try again and I will say don't you go on missions to get many wives?

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Posted by: perdition ( )
Date: February 13, 2018 01:55PM

That sounds like a missionary I knew about 5 years back. He was still texting me after 6 months of vociferous rejection and silence on my part.

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Posted by: cheezus ( )
Date: February 13, 2018 06:24PM

Text back: send nudes

Or post the number for folks to send naughty pics. I’m sure the morg has some sort of filter on the phones. Would be funny and discouraging for them though. Text them drunk booty calls at weird hours of the night. Send audio messages of porn.

Ultimately they will get one message or another.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: February 13, 2018 07:57PM

Post their number here, we'll take care of this...

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: February 13, 2018 11:34PM

Yeah, what is it? lol. Naturally, that would take care of everything, and everyone. Missions would finally close for good. God. Gone! The THRILL is Still Here. Who wants a beer. HERE!

'Missionary Work' would cease to exist. Everyone would phone and "HELP THEM" find [dig?] their (own) way out of Mormonism. IOW, we would all do our part and share the hot numbers with the world.

M@t

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: February 13, 2018 10:33PM

You texting them - ANYTHING (at all!) [back] - only provokes them, and gives them more JUNK to hurl at others, AT RANDOM, and simply serves to float their boats... and YOURS, it seems.

Leave Them Alone, unless you are alone - or - Pick On Someone Your Own Size!

Of course that means IQ.

M@t

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