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Posted by: Mythb4meat ( )
Date: February 08, 2018 11:33AM
So FUNNY, I spit up my orange juice!!

Just an hour ago on a Mormon sports message board, they discussed a Polynesian football player arriving home very early from his Mission. They could not imagine why, then someone posted...."He was a masturbated, so his MP sent him home early".... And after a quick social media check, it looks like this is actually true! LoL.....

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: February 08, 2018 11:43AM
Re: So FUNNY, I spit up my orange juice!!

What about the companion who masturbated him? ;-)

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Posted by: numbersRus ( )
Date: February 08, 2018 11:57AM
If its the sports board I am aware of...

The whole thing is probably deleted already. Censorship is strong.

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Posted by: Trails end ( )
Date: February 09, 2018 12:19AM
Re: So FUNNY, I spit up my orange juice!!

Profit kimball warned of this day...no chicken could walk the streets safely...he musta been a tormented old buzzard...wankers of America unite...roll back the night...norms and their fascination with wanking...here's a hint...the pig squealing the loudest is the guiltiest..is guiltiest even a word?...where my hat

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: February 09, 2018 12:24AM
Of all the times for BYU Boner to be on sabbatical! (n/t)


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Posted by: Void K. Packer ( )
Date: February 09, 2018 11:19AM
Re: Of all the times for BYU Boner to be on sabbatical!

Right? This one could've used pontification from our board's Wanker In Chief.

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Posted by: fluhist not logged in ( )
Date: February 09, 2018 01:15AM
Re: So FUNNY, I spit up my orange juice!!

I simply CANNOT believe this, where is there any sort of privacy for this young man? Who cares what he did? He has a right to privacy.

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Posted by: Elyse ( )
Date: February 09, 2018 01:47AM
Re: So FUNNY, I spit up my orange juice!!

That's Mormonism for you. LOL

Not only won't they let you have sex with anyone else, they also prevent you from touching yourself.

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