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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: February 14, 2018 11:00AM

Short and Cheesy Valentine poems by Paul Curtis for you this Valentine's Day ...

BE MY VALENTINE # 1
On Valentines Day
The valentine card said to the stamp
Stick with me and we'll go places!
While the farmer gave his wife
Hogs and kisses!
And the caveman gave his wife
Ughs and kisses!

BE MY VALENTINE # 2
On Valentines Day
The chocolate syrup said to the ice cream
"I'm sweet on you!"
While the pencil said to the paper
"I dot my i's on you!"
And the light bulb asked his girlfriend
Do I mean a whole watt to you?"

BE MY VALENTINE # 3
On Valentines Day
The bat said to his girlfriend
"You're fun to hang around with."
And the paper clip said to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive."

BE MY VALENTINE # 4
On Valentines Day
The nearsighted porcupine
Fell in love with a pin cushion!
And the elephant said to his girlfriend
"I love you a ton!"

BE MY VALENTINE # 5
On Valentines Day
One pickle said to the other
"Your love means a great dill"
Even skunks celebrate Valentine's Day
Because they're very scent-imental!

❤️❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: February 14, 2018 12:12PM

Remember "Daisy a Day" song by Jud Strunk?

Classic. It would be his only song to score a top 15 hit in the early 1970s. His political songs were so so. It was a love song that proved sappy sweet love songs are timeless. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5AzmEX-txw

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Posted by: NormaRae ( )
Date: February 14, 2018 12:21PM

Happy V-Day from me too. This happens to be a pretty good one. Have had a lot of fun doing some things for some special people.

It's a good day to count up the people in your life who have shown you real love, been there for you when it wasn't easy, laughed and cried with you, and who make you know you are never alone. Well, that's if you can count that high. I'm not sure I can.

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: February 14, 2018 01:36PM

Mine's been so good, so far.

One of my children was home for three weeks until last weekend. That was my Valentine's and birthday presents rolled into one. :-)

The people who show real love are the ones who count, aren't they? They are those who make the trip worthwhile.

Worked this a.m. Now I have the day to pamper my geriatric pooch. And send long distance v-tines to friends/family on FB (I already did that before today.)

:-0



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/14/2018 01:37PM by Amyjo.

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Posted by: Elyse ( )
Date: February 14, 2018 01:55PM

Going to P.F. Chang.

We LOVE their Dynamite Shrimp and I might have a boozy drink.

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: February 14, 2018 02:34PM

That does sound really yummo.

Sweet.

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: February 14, 2018 03:10PM

(Short and Sweet and Sour one here:)

REaDy or kNOT…

IT'S HERE AGAIN! What?

Doubles - and Singles - Day.

D-Day (Dooms-Day) or V-Day (Victory-Day)?

M@t

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: February 14, 2018 04:53PM

Clever.

:)

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: February 14, 2018 08:22PM

"Happy Valentine’s Day? Thanks, Chaucer.

What does a 14th-century English poet have to do with the billions of dollars Americans spend every year on Valentine’s Day?

A lot, says Dartmouth English Professor Peter Travis.

“No one really knows how February 14 came to be a holiday celebrating love, and no one really knows why Saint Valentine came to be associated with amorous desire,” says Travis, the Henry Winkley Professor in Anglo-Saxon and English Language and Literature.

But, he says, “it is quite possible that in the 14th century Geoffrey Chaucer—best known for his Canterbury Tales—actually invented our present-day idea of this special day in his dream-vision poem The Parliament of Fowls.”

The poem, Travis says, “explores the ideals of cosmic order, political order, and erotic desire—all dramatized in a raucous debate carried on by a parliament of birds. At the end of this argument concerning the nature and purpose of love, Nature encourages all her birds to choose their appropriate mates.”

The poem ends with a song praising Saint Valentine, “providing promise that, even in the depths of winter, summer is not all that far off.”

“It is quite possible that in the 14th century Geoffrey Chaucer—best known for his Canterbury Tales—invented our present-day idea of this special day in his dream-vision poem 'The Parliament of Fowls,'” says Professor Peter Travis.

https://news.dartmouth.edu/news/2014/02/happy-valentines-day-thanks-chaucer

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: February 14, 2018 08:25PM

"Geoffrey Chaucer (ca. 1343-1400)
from The Parliament of Fowls

A garden saw I, full of blossomy boughs
Upon a river, in a green mead,
There as sweetness evermore enough is,
With flowers white, blue, yellow, and red,
And cold well-streams, nothing dead,
That swimming full of small fishes light,
With fins red and scales silver bright.

On every bough the birds heard I sing,
With voice of angels in their harmony;
Some busied themselves birds forth to bring;
The little coneys to here play did hie.
And further all about I could see
The dread filled roe, the buck, the hart and hind,
Squirrels, and beasts small of gentle kind.

Of instruments of strings in accord
Heard I so play a ravishing sweetness,
That God, that maker is of all and lord,
Had heard never better, as I guess.
Therewith a wind, scarcely it might be less,
Made in the leaves green a noise soft
Accordant to the fowls' song aloft.

Th'air of that place so a-temperate was
That never was grievance of hot nor cold.
There wax also every wholesome spice and grass;
No man may there wax sick nor old;
Yet was there joy more a thousandfold
Than man can tell; never would it be night,
But always clear day to any man's sight.



The Parliament of Fowls is perhaps the first St. Valentine's Day poem ever written. Brewer suggests that it was begun in May of 1382 and finished for Valentine's day in 1383. The above are lines 183-210 and they have been modernized only enough so that all of the words can be found in a good desk-top English dictionary.
The original text (with type-setting modernization) is:

A gardyn saw I, ful of blosmy bowes
Upon a ryver, in a grene mede,
There as swetnesse everemore inow is,
With floures whyte, blewe, yelwe, and rede,
And colde welle-stremes, nothyng dede,
That swymmen ful of smale fishes lighte,
With fynnes rede and skales sylver bryghte.

On every bow the bryddes herde I synge,
With voys of aungel in here armonye;
Some busied hem hir bryddes forth to brynge;
The litel conyes to here pley gonne hye.
And ferther al aboute I gan espye
The dredful ro, the buk, the hert and hynde,
Squyrels, and bestes smale of gentil kynde.

Of instruments of strenges in acord
Herde I so pleye a ravyshyng swetnesse,
That God, that makere is of al and lord,
Ne herde nevere beter, as I gesse.
Therwith a wynd, unnethe it myghte be lesse,
Made in the leves grene a noyse softe
Acordaunt to the foules songe alofte.

Th'air of that place so attempre was
That nevere was grevaunce of hot ne cold.
Ther wex ek every holsom spice and gras;
No man may there waxe sek ne old;
Yit was there joye more a thousandfold
Than man can telle; ne nevere wolde it nyghte,
But ay cler day to any mannes syghte.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: February 14, 2018 08:40PM

When I first read that, I thought good ol' Prof. Travis was the "Henry Winkler Professor in Anglo-Saxon and English Language and Literature" and it kind of made sense...


As to who Henry Winkley was, and why a professorship should bear his name, it apparently has nothing to do with either Anglo-Saxons, the English Language or Literature.


https://books.google.com/books?id=oXRIAAAAYAAJ&pg=PA497&lpg=PA497&dq=Henry+Winkley&source=bl&ots=vdqlED_YnE&sig=jEoME1JSbYlkGV4Qkhh9MSqR-A4&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiX0Nf746bZAhVS4GMKHcAgC4gQ6AEIaDAJ#v=onepage&q=Henry%20Winkley&f=false

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Posted by: Jaxson ( )
Date: February 14, 2018 08:41PM

A few years ago we went out to eat on V-Day but all the restaurants we wanted to eat at were packed. We gave up, and on our drive home we stopped off at Costco to buy a few things. While there we went to the empty food court and ordered chicken wraps and fruit smoothies.

Now, that is our "go to" V-day dinner destination. My gal won't let me take her anywhere else. Chicken wrap her I come.


P.S. Last year I bought her a Yoda doll with a note that said, "Yoda one for me!!" This year I made her a card with a picture of a heart shaped pizza on it with a note that says, "You have a pizza my heart". I am lucky that she LOVES cheesy crap.

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: February 14, 2018 08:45PM

She is luckee that she has YOU.

You are a mensch! :)

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: February 14, 2018 09:34PM

I'm in love everyday, (Like I can {freaking} help it)! People just let me today! Ah, the fools...[Happy ASH WEDNESDAY (Valentine's)! Here goes 40 days and 40 nights of pure HELLo! I do it EVERYDAY, whatever IT is.] They think today I'm normal.
What's that?

M@t

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: February 14, 2018 10:13PM

The male learns his song from his father and uses it to serenade his prospective mate. She'll compare his song to her father's, and if she likes it, he's hers! Or is it, she's his? Maybe they're not soulmates--just "brainmates." Fascinating in that it shows the key role a father can have in the love life of the following generation.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/13/science/songbirds-brains-mates.html

Note to Lot's Wife and certain others: I don't dismiss everything printed in the NY Slymes!

Happy Valentine's Day, and thanks for starting the thread, AmyJo, you ol' romantic, you!

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