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Posted by: Jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: February 15, 2018 01:22PM

"Mormon Church reveals people do NOT get their own planets in the afterlife... despite what The Book of Mormon claims"

They left themselves an out...."people" do not get their own planet....but exalted mormons beings do.

Regular folks should get something too....at least an asteroid, a comet, or a moon or something.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: February 15, 2018 01:41PM

Why waif for the afterlife? You can still go to the International Star Registry or Name a Star or any of those and pay to have one named after you to be your own. And, although there is a fee, the cost is way less than tithing!

I'm thinking of applying for Pluto since it seems to be the one no one really knows what to do with--always chosen last for the team. Besides, it's very low maintenance.

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Posted by: nomonomo ( )
Date: February 15, 2018 05:13PM

What a racket that is: charging people to name things that don't even belong to you!

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Posted by: Jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: February 15, 2018 05:16PM

"What a racket that is: charging people to name things that don't even belong to you!"

Kind of like charging people to believe things that don't even make sense to you.

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Posted by: Dorothy ( )
Date: February 16, 2018 02:06PM

My daughter won a contest in her local astronomy club. She used trigonometry to calculate the height of a peak on the moon. The prize was having the peak named after her. (for that club and all in fun).

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: February 15, 2018 01:23PM

Aww, shoot.

I already had a name picked out for mine:

Planet Awesome with Golf Courses and Beer Volcanoes

:(

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Posted by: Jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: February 15, 2018 05:19PM

I'd come visit. Sounds like The Big Rock Candy Mountains....

"In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
You never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol
Come trickling down the rocks
The brakemen have to tip their hats
And the railroad bulls are blind
There's a lake of stew
And of whiskey, too
You can paddle all around 'em
In a big canoe
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains"

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: February 15, 2018 07:58PM

My planet would be Don's Hawaiian Islands World. All islands of many sizes throughout the temperate zone. The frozen poles would be left alone. Wind power would dominate. No cars, but many golf carts. All electric. No meat other than birds and fish. Fruit bearing trees everywhere. Automated production with recycling and reuse. Handcrafted beers. The god would be Dionysus and the goddess Eros. The annual feast would be the Great Luau.

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Posted by: BeenThereDunnThatExMo ( )
Date: February 15, 2018 08:05PM

I'm there DB... + I will be your sacrificial "Son" at one of the Luaus as long as you don't invent Poi!!!

Hope all's well...

BTDTEM

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Posted by: hello ( )
Date: February 16, 2018 02:13AM

put all dem islands in da tropical zone, and I am so dere brah, one beeg surf pa'ina!

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Posted by: perdition ( )
Date: February 15, 2018 01:35PM

Did Monson hie to Kolob?

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: February 15, 2018 05:57PM

"I don't know that we teach that."
Well holy crap, I guess I dozed off and dreamed all that get your own plant stuff during gospel doctrine and priesthood meeting.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: February 15, 2018 06:07PM

Do I have this right? You have to enter the CK with your plural wives to gain exaltation, whereas some people incorrectly believe that when they enter the CK, gain exaltation, they then get their plural wives.

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: February 15, 2018 06:35PM

Works both ways.

Someone has to take care of all the worthy women whose husbands were addicted to porn and left the church.

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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: February 15, 2018 07:18PM

Just another one of many doctrinal changes in the church.

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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: February 16, 2018 04:35AM

I never saw getting a planet as a good thing. Never really appealed to me, call me old-fashioned.

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Posted by: Honest TBM ( )
Date: February 16, 2018 10:15AM

I only pretend to love and adore those psycho middlemen who control our lives because Mormonism promises that our next life beyond this one full of trials/tribulations will be one where we get to have our worlds without number as gods and goddesses. If it wasn't for that hope then I'd shove all our chapel toilet scrubbers down the throats of those sanctimonious pompous jerks who have been called to micromanage our lives.

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: February 16, 2018 01:50PM


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Posted by: spiritist ( )
Date: February 16, 2018 02:21PM

That seals the deal for me ----- now I am for sure not going back without a promise to have my own planet!

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Posted by: jacob ( )
Date: February 16, 2018 04:17PM

Parsing words, LDS inc can say this because this was never the doctrine.

The doctrine was that we would become gods,equals of Elohim, and a partaker in all of his glories. Elohim isn't a god of just this world but of all of the universe.

The highest order of the Mormon heaven means that you create a universe of your own. That is the doctrine.

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