The svelte and delightful Hieyerasstokolob and I, a tubby old dog, are playing golf on Sunday, March 11, 12 days from now.

We've played before, so we know that we're better off having someone or ones to be there to serve as a psychic buffer (I typoed and spelled 'bugger' instead of buffer, and it make sense!).

No, that's not true. I just want to share the joy. we're playing down in Hie's neck of the woods, in North San Diego county. I'm inviting others to join us. I enjoy hilarity and exmo golfers are hilarious.

If you're interested, email me!

If you're not interested, send beer.

You pay for the plane ticket from YYC and I'll bring the beer. Fair trade?

paisley70 Wrote:
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> You pay for the plane ticket from YYC and I'll
> bring the beer. Fair trade?


Where in China is YYC? What's Chinese beer like?

Calgary, so it would be Canadian Beer, I'd take him up on it.

elderolddog Wrote:
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> Sunday, March
> 11, 12 days from now.

Um...5 days from now.
OK, who sent the old dog enough beers already to make it so he can't count? ;-)

I won't cop to svelte, btw. And I'll leave "delightful" to the eye of the beholder.

I will vouch for the old dog's fine company and straight drives, though...and encourage joiners, reminding all that the old dog doesn't bite. Much.

My drives are not often straight.
My chip shots are randomly fat and thin.
My putting tends to be a 3 more than I'd like.

However, I can talk shit for all 18 holes.

Shame you're not golfing in Houston. :o)

Your're a better golfer than I am. Heck my typical drive gets me not a whit closer to the hole. Finally I found that if I aimed the ball at 90 degrees - like east instead of north - the drive would curve enough to at least get me in the general direction of the hole. I had to quit golf because I ran out of golf balls on the tenth hole - down a net of thirteen balls.

Hosers?

I've been eating a lot of Canadian bacon.

Good man!!

If you putted with brooms, the hosers would play. And win. ;)

Go ahead and play your stupid golf game. Better get it in before California sinks into the Pacific. Meanwhile, I'll be hosting a Very Important Wanker in the Great Northeast.

Eat your hearts out!

Ouch.
Is somebody bitter because of cold northeastern weather? ;-)

The careless girls downstairs keep forgetting to turn the heat down when they leave. I spent all day in pajamas and robe, looking forward to the scintillating fellowship of a certain wanker we both know and love (platonicly).

Enjoy your next tsunami or Bigfoot abduction or earthquake or UFO abduction or too much/not enough rain or whatever happens to be California's next catastrophe.

Tell him I won't see him until June, because apparently I can't count...

I heard about your guest. Give him a hard time and tip a few for me too Caffiened.

Much talk and seafood will be washed down with copious quantities of caffeine.

caffiend Wrote:
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> Much talk and seafood will be washed down with
> copious quantities of caffeine.

Coffee and fish together...yech!

What we'll endure for a little conversation.

Why not a good sauvignon blanc will do?

Damn EOD, wish I wuz gonna be there. Don't know if I can even swing a club what with my bad back and all, but I'd for sure help ya drink some brews on the 19th hole.

Sir, I will see you next winter in Yuma, where you will laugh yourself silly at me and my 35 year old Wingmaster, at the skeeters range. I'm serious! It's on my calendar.