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Posted by: Russel Nelson ( )
Date: March 11, 2018 03:33AM


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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: March 11, 2018 03:34AM


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Posted by: Russel Nelson ( )
Date: March 11, 2018 03:44AM


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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: March 11, 2018 06:21AM

Talent

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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: March 11, 2018 07:23AM

Nah. The Deseret News will just call it fake news.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: March 15, 2018 12:15AM

See now, that's funny!

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Posted by: esias ( )
Date: March 11, 2018 07:45AM

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: March 12, 2018 09:19AM


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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: March 15, 2018 12:16AM

Great quote.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: March 11, 2018 12:42PM

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Posted by: mythb4meat ( )
Date: March 11, 2018 04:37PM

He is funny cuz he is a super talented writer, illustrator, observer.....and has an extremely sharp mind. I greatly value his commentary, research, and contribution to RFM..

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Posted by: Historian ( )
Date: March 11, 2018 04:51PM

His recent piece on the mentally ill was anything but funny....

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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: March 12, 2018 09:16AM

However, your version of "history" is absolutely hilarious!



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Posted by: Historian ( )
Date: March 12, 2018 09:26PM

Mental illness is a real condition that is battled by many.

My uncle battled bipolar to the day he passed.

Your association of religious people being mentally ill has done a disservice to any credibility you had after many years of following your posts.

You have many cult followers - I will not be one of them anymore.

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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 01:59AM

I'm sorry about your uncle, but what you are doing is projecting your personal situation on to this analysis of religion systems and mindsets that are deemed and demonstrated to:

-create and foster mental unhealthiness,

-employ destructive tactics of control,

-devise tools for intimidation, dependency and deceit,

-peddle beliefs that are weird and irrational,

-spawn toxic superior-inferior relationships that are unbalanced and inimical to personal independence/choice, and

-abuse and manipulate.

Mormonism is just one example. There are plenty more. If you don't get that, then the joke's on you.



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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: March 14, 2018 01:48PM

As a man with a so-called mental illness PTSD steve is correct. The religion is either the cause through its leaders or has just made me a million times worse. There is a connection between mental illness and religion, a big one, especially the mormon one.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: March 15, 2018 12:18AM

I agree with adam. My family is rife with both mental illness and Mormonism. I don't know what caused the one or the other, but the two are best friends.

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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: March 15, 2018 08:45AM


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Posted by: Anonnymouse ( )
Date: March 15, 2018 07:28PM


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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: March 17, 2018 03:48AM


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Posted by: Anonnymouse ( )
Date: March 17, 2018 07:38AM

1 in 4 people will get mental illness - that includes your friends, family and work colleagues.

You think mental illness is some kind of crime or character weakness. What will you do if it happens to you?

Guess what? It happens all the time to people who've never been near religion.

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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: March 17, 2018 08:58AM


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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: March 11, 2018 05:20PM

Why are YOU so funny ?

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: March 11, 2018 08:37PM

Does one have a choice?
Sometimes it's your voice.

M@t

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: March 11, 2018 10:05PM

I better be quiet.

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Posted by: Russel Nelson ( )
Date: March 11, 2018 10:43PM

Steve is so funny because he does everything to scare people away from joining my fold and i get less tithing money as a result to line my own pocket.

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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: March 12, 2018 09:45AM


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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: March 14, 2018 01:56PM

That's actually pretty funny.

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Posted by: olderelder ( )
Date: March 11, 2018 11:30PM

He made a bargain with Lucifer, trading his signs and tokens for talent.

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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: March 12, 2018 09:18AM


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Posted by: midwestanon ( )
Date: March 11, 2018 11:43PM

A Steve benson Political cartoon was referenced in a “Boondocks” comic strip collection I was reading a couple weeks ago. Steve, did you know about this?

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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: March 12, 2018 09:15AM


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Posted by: Babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: March 12, 2018 03:11AM

The funny gene skipped over Ezra, so it had to land somewhere.

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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: March 12, 2018 09:14AM

When the official LDS Church magazine, the "Ensign," featured him in a front-cover copy of a painting, it showed him without his signature large turquoise silver-trimmed ring. (In fact, the painting was itself based on an official photograph of my grandfather which showed him sporting that ring). Grandpa used to wear the ring all the time and its glaring absence in the cover art immediately caught my attention.

I asked him why his ring was missing. He smiled and said, "I didn't want people to think I was the Mormon Pope and they had to kiss my ring."



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Posted by: cricket ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 02:07PM


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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 07:06PM


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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: March 12, 2018 10:25AM

It's his ears.

I hear he can wiggle them, too. Somewhere in the mormon-tight-knit past, somebody with wacky ears put their genes into the mormon gene pool. :)

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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: March 14, 2018 01:25AM


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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: March 12, 2018 10:30AM

Because he always seems to have the last laugh.

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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 02:01AM


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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 03:09AM

Now, THAT'S funny!--especially since a quick and complete search of this board's posting history shows that, for all dates, you have only posted here once--and that once happens to be the post of yours above.

See the confirmation of that fact for yourself:

https://www.exmormon.org/phorum/search.php?2,search=,author=Funny%3F,page=1,match_type=ALL,match_dates=0,match_forum=2,match_threads=0


By the way, your posting behavior is typical of what lurking Mormon trolls often do: create a one-off board handle, engage in their late-night hit-and-run, then vanish until they emerge again, this time under another ad hoc handle.

Please become an apostate and try again later. (Now, THAT'S funny!)



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Posted by: Twilight Zone ( )
Date: March 17, 2018 02:13PM

That search returns no results!

Queue the Twilight Zone theme... ;)

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 12:01PM

maybe debating Joseph Smith about the authenticity of their visions. Throw in Mary Baker Eddy for good measure.

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Posted by: carameldreams ( )
Date: March 14, 2018 08:58PM

caffiend Wrote:
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> maybe debating Joseph Smith about the authenticity
> of their visions. Throw in Mary Baker Eddy for
> good measure.

and Ellen G. White.

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 01:49PM

The same reason anyone - or everyone else - is so funny. They/ we can't help it. It's a gift or pasttime for some and a hobby, craft, or occupation for others. To some, it comes naturally. Others have to work at it.

Why do you ask?

M@t

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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 02:06PM

I think this is supposed to be a joke.

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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 07:11PM

bumbling around in this thread.



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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 02:19PM

He's funny how? Funny like he's a clown? He amuses you? He makes you laugh? Whaddya mean funny? Funny how? How is he funny? What the fuck is so funny about him? Tell me. Tell me what's funny.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 05:26PM


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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 07:05PM


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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: March 13, 2018 07:07PM

If one was not allowed to see 'Goodfellas' because it was rated R, I can see the confusion.

:-) :-) :-)

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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: March 14, 2018 12:43AM


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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: March 14, 2018 02:22PM


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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: March 14, 2018 10:29PM

ZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: March 15, 2018 09:23AM


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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: March 15, 2018 04:06AM

And mostly because he was a true man from when I first knew the man....

no woo could woo the man be it man or wooman

Hi Steve!

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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: March 15, 2018 09:15AM


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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: March 15, 2018 03:10PM

That's what happens when Mormon trolls jump in and get booted for not being funny. :)

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: March 16, 2018 09:54AM


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