In these Last Days, in the interest of hastening His Work, the leaders of His church have been inspired to announce a new direction for spreading the gospel. In order to more fully invite all to come unto Christ, all children over the age of twelve will now be invited to become part of God's Army by leaving behind their faithful families and join with other young soldiers at the residential area being developed by the True Church in Florida. There they will be taught in all the ways of the Lord and prepared in God's way to carry the message of the Restoration to the world, which is in need of the saving message of the Savior. We promise that no life experiences will be lost, and in fact blessings unnumbered will flow to all those who have faith. All in favor please manifest by raising the right hand.

Let’s call the the “Sea Morg!” Here’s to raising the middle finger of my right hand!

Someday, wealthy Mormons will go to Florida.

"Let’s call it the “Sea Morg!” Here’s to raising the middle finger of my right hand!"

TOO FUNNY, BONER!

This happened a thousand years ago.

Was called the children's crusade.

Ended badly :(