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Posted by: Anonymous 2 ( )
Date: March 24, 2018 08:28PM

besides it's being held on Easter.

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Posted by: severedpuppetstrings ( )
Date: March 24, 2018 08:41PM

Someone in the Q15 will continue to spew threats targeted towards those that are thinking of leaving the church. The threats will get more extreme.


There will be talks regarding how important it is to pay tithing. Someone will probably say in a subtle way, "STARVE if you have to. Just make sure you pay your tithing!"


One of the leaders (a seventy probably) will claim the church isn't racist because they have TWO (count 'em, two) Black seventies...and because Gladys Knight is a member.


I'm still waiting for someone to scream out "Opposed" when it comes to sustaining the general authorities. So loud that they would have to be carried out. I would LOVE to see the presidency, and the Q12's faces as this happens.
Any RfM members that live in Utah willing to "take one for the team"?!

Okay, conference will fall upon Easter, but I'm sure there will be very little "Jesus" and a lot of "Joseph...with a little Brigham on the side."



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/24/2018 08:42PM by severedpuppetstrings.

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Posted by: angela ( )
Date: March 24, 2018 10:21PM

severedpuppetstrings Wrote:
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>
> I'm still waiting for someone to scream out
> "Opposed" when it comes to sustaining the general
> authorities. So loud that they would have to be
> carried out. I would LOVE to see the presidency,
> and the Q12's faces as this happens.
> Any RfM members that live in Utah willing to "take
> one for the team"?!
>

Oh that happened frequently in the 80's. No big deal, no big reaction. They were just ignored.

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Posted by: edzachery ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 09:07AM

I'm quite certain that they (the First Presidency and Q12) have been "coached" to not give a reaction to any objection...their worst nightmare would be realized if somebody in attendance got video of one or more GA personnel gasping or looking incredulous when one of us apostates stood up and yelled "Opposed!" It's all about image for those asshats: the fake-smiles, pretend-tears, feigned-pleading, etc. No...I'll be living my new life, not acting excited to hear 10 hours of the same ol' shit from the same old afossils in $2000 suits.

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Posted by: angela ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 10:56AM

edzachery Wrote:
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> I'm quite certain that they (the First Presidency
> and Q12) have been "coached" to not give a
> reaction to any objection...their worst nightmare
> would be realized if somebody in attendance got
> video of one or more GA personnel gasping or
> looking incredulous when one of us apostates stood
> up and yelled "Opposed!" It's all about image for
> those asshats: the fake-smiles, pretend-tears,
> feigned-pleading, etc. No...I'll be living my new
> life, not acting excited to hear 10 hours of the
> same ol' shit from the same old afossils in $2000
> suits.


Any public figure knows not to respond to what amounts to heckling and the like. Again, it's no biggie.

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Posted by: severedpuppetstrings ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 11:27AM

Damn! Wishful thinking on my part, I suppose.

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Posted by: Anon-/:; ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 12:11PM

There have been opposing votes in the conference center every year for at least the last four years. You could hear them the first time, and they were ignored. They now make sure that you can’t hear them on the broadcast, and they tell dissenters to take it up with their local leaders.

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Posted by: severedpuppetstrings ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 05:26PM

Okay. I haven't watch conference in a long while, so I didn't know.

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Posted by: Pooped ( )
Date: March 24, 2018 08:43PM

Boring, repetitive, sleep inducing, leadership boasting, demanding of more righteousness through service, and increased call for blind obedience. All this dished out in a self-righteous, rehearsed monotone.

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Posted by: Mother Who Knows ( )
Date: March 24, 2018 09:42PM

I predict that my family will be skiing on Easter Sunday.

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 09:45AM

It sounds wonderful! The severe leg injury that I got about 5-6 years ago will likely prevent me from ever skiing again. But what a wonderful sport! I do miss those days.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: March 24, 2018 09:44PM

I predict I won't watch. Last time I didn't watch at all.

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Posted by: Leaving ( )
Date: March 24, 2018 10:08PM

The new apostles will be white and delightsome.

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Posted by: severedpuppetstrings ( )
Date: March 24, 2018 10:14PM

Leaving Wrote:
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> The new apostles will be white and delightsome.


Oh yeah! I forgot that they're getting new apostles. Were have I been?! Ha!

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Posted by: Darksparks ( )
Date: March 24, 2018 10:31PM

It will be announced in conference that eternal marriages to multiple females is okay as long as you are approached by an angel with a flaming sword.

But any currently living females must be 26 years younger than you in order to follow the prophet.

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: March 24, 2018 10:52PM

The first presidency will deliver a subliminal message for members to buy more cleaning products, preferably Mr. Clean.

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Posted by: Observer2 ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 12:14AM

I predict Nelson will put on a proud-to-be-the-prophet show. But notice how phony he is. He has a fake smile. He's a non-believing fraud, IMO. He can claim his love for Christ and belief in the BOM, but he triggers my BS-O-Meter. I don't believe him.

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Posted by: Babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 03:08AM

It will be revealed that Solomon’s temple had a rape room, so it’s not that unusual for an MTC president to go the extra mile.

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Posted by: MexMom ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 03:23AM

Pay, Pray and Obey

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Posted by: alsd ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 05:18AM

The two new apostles will be rich, white, American, with strong ties to Utah.

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Posted by: Jimbo ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 07:39AM

The over/under for a GA crying is 3 . Count on Eyring that's a sure thing with Bednar doing an ass kissing cry for Nelson . The new GA will be shedding tears to try to suck up like Bednar . The now Elder uchdorf will say how happy he is in his new role and be the only speaker who won't be as effective as 4 Ambien 6 Trazadone and 17 Melatonin like,the rest of these sleep inducing phonies . Oaks will give some hard assed talk as usual.

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Posted by: kilgravmaga ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 07:47AM

1. The authorities will say how much they love their members.
2. They will tell stories about their own lives that will put themselves in an elevated heroic frame... subtley
3. Pay your tithing
4. Don't leave the church
5. Give Joseph a break
6. Women are great, they bake bread and make babies
7. Pay your tithing or you'll have a hard life.
8. The church isn't perfect, give the church a break.
9. You should be perfect.
10. pay your tithing or your kids might fall away.
11. The internet lies
12. Pay your tithing or you might die of something like cancer.
13. You should volunteer more time to your calling.
and finally...
14. You should pay your tithing

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Posted by: severedpuppetstrings ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 09:09AM

I'm tempted to watch to see if all of this would happen, but I'll probably have more fun things to do than to watch a not so diverse leadership speaking while on their high horse for eight hours total.

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Posted by: severedpuppetstrings ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 09:10AM

Deleted. Responded to the incorrect post.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/25/2018 11:26AM by severedpuppetstrings.

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Posted by: Levi ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 09:22AM

I love the fact that without posts such as these, Gencon would come and go with me never even hearing a single thing about it. The few mormons I have casual relationships with know better than to talk about it. I have done nothing but mock the "shareholders" meeting for 20 years now.

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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 09:36AM

The Lord’s anointed will reveal his will to those who have chosen to follow the one true church.

Either that, or there will be two days full of a boring rehash of tired old topics.

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 09:47AM

Business as usual. No mention of the mounting resignations, the young people leaving their missions early, the scandals, the drop in tithing, the movement calling for a stop to inappropriate bishop interviews. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 10:39AM

Numbers!!

This is April conference, so the fantastic growth of the church will be heralded and the excellent financial condition of the church assured. Really!

The sheep will be told, once again, to trust their inspired leaders.

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Posted by: MeM ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 10:43AM

And it shall come to pass that if you watch conference on tv, that when the choir is singing the camera will focus on the person of color.

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Posted by: frackenmess ( )
Date: March 26, 2018 12:21PM

Amen!

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Posted by: frackenmess ( )
Date: March 26, 2018 12:25PM

Freakish grin on Henry B. Eyring's face during the prayer.

Even more freakish grin on Dallin H. Oaks face knowing he stole Uchtdorf's seat.

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Posted by: Liz ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 10:55AM

I watch so I know what the suits is pushing on family and friends this time. Knowing the medicine being pedaled helps with the antidote.

Pray, pay, and now particularly the push to obey because of dire events in the world. This will be meant to scare the members into holding fast to the LDS church. No other church can save you, your ancestors ( baptism for the dead), or your posterity (all your kids that figured out the truth/lies).

Sorry to say I often speak out to whoever is on the TV screen and refuterespond to what message they give. Easy to do because the stories are embellished and meant to pull the heart strings. Conning is at its most deceiving during conference.

I predict Uchtdorf won’t be allowed near the podium.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 11:45AM

They ~might~ have a main speaker talk about Jesus. They have to know that not talking about Jesus nonstop is a complaint from other Christians. Being Easter, this is their chance.

Will there be signs that they are tying to look more like other Christians? Naaaaaah.



Maybe they will dismiss early so people can get home to watch Stormy on TV together as a family. (Heeheheee)

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Posted by: bona dea ( )
Date: March 26, 2018 01:54AM

Stormy is on tonight, not Easter. Sorry. Too late, but there will probably be a new Trump scandal by Easter. Probably a new church scandal too, but that will be ignored.

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Posted by: angela ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 01:12PM

Well, if this article in the Desert News (in the faith section) is any indication, they may actual focus on Christ and Easter. It's promoting books on Easter for kids, and includes at least two Catholic oriented ones. IE Palm Sunday and First Communion

https://www.deseretnews.com/article/900013804/4-religious-easter-books-for-children-plus-one-about-festival-of-colors.html?_cid=Email-4&utm_campaign=b86be095e5-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2018_03_25&utm_medium=email&utm_source=Mormon%20Times&utm_term=0_c5601155fb-b86be095e5-510870533



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/25/2018 01:12PM by angela.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 01:27PM

Interesting. Palm Sunday was not a big topic in LDS services.


Maybe the Conference Bingo Cards should have square with "Palm Sunday" in it. Maybe even the word "Grace" could be in a square. We have to have some challenging squares instead of the standby squares:


https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=lds+conference+bingo+boards&qpvt=lds+conference+bingo+boards&FORM=IGRE

(Play Bingo for Jesus! It's a great way to make a game out of brainwashing the kids!)

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Posted by: nonmo_1 ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 01:18PM

Has anyone done a fact check on these threads after GC?

A lot of speculating and pontificating are done prior to GC, hopeful or resigned to various fates..

Curious if anyone has gone back to see what, if anything, remotely came true..

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Posted by: Mother Who Knows ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 03:17PM

Oh yeah!

I have gone back, and everything predicted comes true. These posters are experienced Mormons! I bet that 100% of the above comes true.

(There will be no mention of the bishops' interviews, or any other relevant problems. Summer's prediction is spot-on. Conference is a PR-hype sales rally, so nothing negative about the cult will be addressed--just negative things about "the world", and the usual Mormon threats.)

Conference always depressed me.

I do need to keep up with what garbage is being fed my one Mormon child, and I appreciate that some of you on RFM are willing to put yourself through the torture of watching, and that you return and report to the rest of us, who are not brave enough to watch!

Thank you, in advance, for your return and report!

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Posted by: numbersRus ( )
Date: March 26, 2018 05:08PM

But, yeah, nothing about latest scandal, just keep referring to the leadership as inspired messengers of Christ.

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Posted by: MahonriOne ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 04:22PM

If Bishop the Raper comes out at all it will be in the context of "He Viewed Porn" and Satan got to him!`
It won't be that he is a POS rapist - but a Porn Addict and now an example of everything the church warns you about.

Not mentioned at all will be the total fail of "inspiration" in calling a sexual predator - but the fail of him as a man led away by the temptings of Satan and now a major league example of what can happen if you look at Pornography.

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Posted by: Justin ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 05:22PM

The church will finish its journey to a two hour block. The priesthood/relief society gossip session will be held on the first Sunday with Sunday School pray, pay and obey lessons the rest of the month. If there is a fifth Sunday the topic will always be a joint session with a discussion of the evils of the internet.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 11:05PM

Will Deiter be invited to speak?


I'd love to hear from the people who out-filter the messages the GAs don't want to read/see/hear...

Asking too much you say?


I guess so :(



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Posted by: angela ( )
Date: March 26, 2018 01:54PM

GNPE Wrote:
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> Will Deiter be invited to speak?
>
>

Yes.
Every member of the Q12 speaks during conference w/ one of them addressing priesthood session.

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Posted by: Tommyboy ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 11:35PM

In the past 50 years, has there ever been much of anything surprising said or done? Nope. More of the same. That’s all.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 11:45PM

The big 15 can say anything they want as long as they say "April fools".

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: March 25, 2018 11:57PM

Still no Jesus.

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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: March 26, 2018 12:19AM

Are they still operating?

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Posted by: bona dea ( )
Date: March 26, 2018 01:50AM

Easter wont be very important,it will be boring, theynwill talk in amsing song drone, they will talk about staying in the church, paying tithing,not watching porn, and going to the temple. I will ignore it and go to Easter mass.You guys can tell me about it if anything interesting happens.

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Posted by: GNPE1 ( )
Date: March 26, 2018 12:32PM

Preferred Alternatives to GC:

1. making love with your SO.

2. most any other form of recreation: Hiking, boating, swimming

3. Watching Paint Dry/Painting your house

4. Counting holes in ceiling tile/watching ceiling fan (turning or not)

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Posted by: Eric K ( )
Date: March 26, 2018 01:50PM

I believe some intentionally ambiguous mention will be made about the opposition the corporation is facing and it will stated in the passive voice.

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Posted by: a-non ( )
Date: March 26, 2018 04:47PM


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Posted by: Lurker 1 ( )
Date: March 26, 2018 05:03PM

My prediction - The very last two words of the closing prayer of the second sunday session, right before "in the name of Jesus Christ, amen" will be APRIL FOOLS!!!!

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: March 26, 2018 05:43PM

Well one thing is obvious to me.....there is waaay more excitement about each GC here at RfM than there is in any given wardhouse throughout Mormondumb.

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: March 26, 2018 07:14PM

Mixed Miracles and Magic Moot
Practiced Priesthood Promises
Blank Stares and Nightmares

It's like that episode of 'Southpark' where they discover eating and deficating can also be done in reverse order. (It's terrible. You might have seen it. You might look it up.)

What's going to come out of those (wo)/men's mouths will be more than bad words (because of the bad thoughts… and the lack [of good (original) (natural) (normal) thoughts] thereof.

No TRUTH on This Day!
Fools Gold & Green Balls
Jesus Christ Equals Easter
Egg-on-the-Face-of-the-Moon
The Fates of the Plastic Plates
Nothing Wise, Useful or cOOl… or
kInd or aWEsome or dIFferent…
NOTHING Thoughtful, Practical, or kNeW.

M@t

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