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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: April 15, 2018 01:56AM

I can't find any confirmation that the post I read on another exmo site is accurate.

Here's the newspaper account of the results of the sting. It's hard to read the accompany police media blurb about the arrestees. Anyone familiar with this event? And can it be confirmed that it was indeed a serving bishop who was caught?

He's supposed to be a dentist in Glendale, AZ...

I don't want to print his name because I don't know if it's really the right guy.

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/mesa-breaking/2018/03/28/mesa-police-21-men-arrested-prostitution-sting/468466002/

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Posted by: dp ( )
Date: April 15, 2018 09:26AM

I was excited, but am now disappointed. When I saw your post's title, I thought it was a lead in for a joke.

"A mormon bishop, a catholic priest, and a Jewish rabbi walk into a whore house..."

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Posted by: auntsukey ( )
Date: April 15, 2018 10:25AM

Oops . . . . . duplicate info.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/15/2018 10:26AM by auntsukey.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: April 15, 2018 11:57AM

from another exmo site:

"BISHOP: So, Billy...you know you’ll be old enough to be ordained a Priest in the Aaronic Priesthood next month. I have a few questions I need to ask you.

"MORMON YOUTH: OK.

"BISHOP: Billy, do you ever masturbate?

"MORMON YOUTH: Have you ever banged a hooker?"

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: April 15, 2018 12:56PM

Hey, I'm a lonely man. I’ve got seven kids. My wife only lets me have sex when she wants a baby. Then we have to have missionary-style sex while wearing our garments. I got yelled at once because in the heat of passion i yelled, “I’m going to climax!” She pushed me off and told me anymore outbursts with language like that and she’d cut off my internet connection. i’m just a normal guy who needs a little lovin’. The Bishop’s Boner.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 04/15/2018 12:58PM by BYU Boner.

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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: April 15, 2018 09:30PM

BYU Boner Wrote:
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> Hey, I'm a lonely man. I’ve got seven kids. My
> wife only lets me have sex when she wants a baby.
> Then we have to have missionary-style sex while
> wearing our garments. I got yelled at once because
> in the heat of passion i yelled, “I’m going to
> climax!” She pushed me off and told me anymore
> outbursts with language like that and she’d cut
> off my internet connection. i’m just a normal
> guy who needs a little lovin’. The Bishop’s
> Boner.

Hahahaha thanks for the laugh boner.

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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: April 15, 2018 09:34PM

Just practicing the new ministering technique.

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: April 15, 2018 12:59PM

"A mormon bishop, a catholic priest, and a Jewish rabbi walk into a whore house..."

The hooker asks: "How'd you like some super sex?"

The rabbi thinks for a moment and says: "I think I'll have the soup."

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: April 15, 2018 01:06PM

Chicken N. Backpacks Wrote:
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> "A mormon bishop, a catholic priest, and a Jewish
> rabbi walk into a whore house..."
>
> The hooker asks: "How'd you like some super
> sex?"
>
> The rabbi thinks for a moment and says: "I think
> I'll have the soup."

The priest says, “let he who is without sin cast the first stone.”

The bishop says, “I’ve been commanded to have two harlots at the same time to enter the bar.”

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: April 15, 2018 01:04PM

A mormon bishop, a catholic priest, and a Jewish rabbi walk into a whore house..."

The madame asks: "Who wants to go to heaven tonight?"

They all turn and walk out...

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: April 15, 2018 01:27PM

It just occurred to me that being arrested for showing up in response to an ad that was placed on craigslist, or whatever, isn't "proof" that one was going to commit the sin next to murder. Who solicited whom?

Maybe he was impressed by the spirit to seek out those most in need of his bishoply ministration? Maybe he was ahead of the curve when it comes to ministering?

I wonder how much, if any, effect it has had on his dental practice?

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: April 15, 2018 03:52PM

elderolddog Wrote:
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> It just occurred to me that being arrested for
> showing up in response to an ad that was placed on
> craigslist, or whatever, isn't "proof" that one
> was going to commit the sin next to murder. Who
> solicited whom?

Elder, note the news article said, "The 21 men either solicited or brokered deals for various sex acts and were arrested when they showed up to the agreed-upon location, the department said."

That means the decoy and the suspect(s) agreed upon a price, sufficient for the charge of solicitation to stick. "I was ministering" will fly as far as the pedophile with kiddy porn on his hard (pun intended) drive who claims he was "doing research."

I commend the local police for the sting, and for going after the johns as well as the hookers.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: April 15, 2018 04:01PM

Maybe the bishop only showed up to tell the hooker he wasn't going to do go through with it, and to pay her for the lost business opportunities he'd cost her? You know how sensitive some horny men are...

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: April 15, 2018 04:34PM

I got it! She had gone apostate, and he was there to win her back to the One True Church!

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Posted by: Jane Cannary ( )
Date: April 15, 2018 04:39PM

Ha ha, he was doing his HT duties. She wouldn't answer the door at home, so he had to track her down this way.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: April 15, 2018 09:41PM


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Posted by: Joseph Smith ( )
Date: April 15, 2018 03:40PM

“The one I have in the Nauvoo House is a lot better.“

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: April 15, 2018 04:17PM

Look, hookers can get a lot better clientele if they'd just fix their teeth.

He was only trying to minister to them...

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Posted by: Hedning ( )
Date: April 15, 2018 04:36PM

Let your light so shine ....

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: April 15, 2018 05:21PM

It's not even newsworthy anymore unless it is a stake president or higher.

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Posted by: 3X ( )
Date: April 15, 2018 09:39PM

<snort>

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: April 16, 2018 01:18AM

So amazingly, shockingly true. . .

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