I can't find any confirmation that the post I read on another exmo site is accurate.

Here's the newspaper account of the results of the sting. It's hard to read the accompany police media blurb about the arrestees. Anyone familiar with this event? And can it be confirmed that it was indeed a serving bishop who was caught?

He's supposed to be a dentist in Glendale, AZ...

I don't want to print his name because I don't know if it's really the right guy.

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/mesa-breaking/2018/03/28/mesa-police-21-men-arrested-prostitution-sting/468466002/

I was excited, but am now disappointed. When I saw your post's title, I thought it was a lead in for a joke.

"A mormon bishop, a catholic priest, and a Jewish rabbi walk into a whore house..."

Oops . . . . . duplicate info.



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from another exmo site:

"BISHOP: So, Billy...you know you’ll be old enough to be ordained a Priest in the Aaronic Priesthood next month. I have a few questions I need to ask you.

"MORMON YOUTH: OK.

"BISHOP: Billy, do you ever masturbate?

"MORMON YOUTH: Have you ever banged a hooker?"

Hey, I'm a lonely man. I’ve got seven kids. My wife only lets me have sex when she wants a baby. Then we have to have missionary-style sex while wearing our garments. I got yelled at once because in the heat of passion i yelled, “I’m going to climax!” She pushed me off and told me anymore outbursts with language like that and she’d cut off my internet connection. i’m just a normal guy who needs a little lovin’. The Bishop’s Boner.



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BYU Boner Wrote:
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> Hey, I'm a lonely man. I’ve got seven kids. My
> wife only lets me have sex when she wants a baby.
> Then we have to have missionary-style sex while
> wearing our garments. I got yelled at once because
> in the heat of passion i yelled, “I’m going to
> climax!” She pushed me off and told me anymore
> outbursts with language like that and she’d cut
> off my internet connection. i’m just a normal
> guy who needs a little lovin’. The Bishop’s
> Boner.

Hahahaha thanks for the laugh boner.

Just practicing the new ministering technique.

"A mormon bishop, a catholic priest, and a Jewish rabbi walk into a whore house..."

The hooker asks: "How'd you like some super sex?"

The rabbi thinks for a moment and says: "I think I'll have the soup."

Chicken N. Backpacks Wrote:
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> "A mormon bishop, a catholic priest, and a Jewish
> rabbi walk into a whore house..."
>
> The hooker asks: "How'd you like some super
> sex?"
>
> The rabbi thinks for a moment and says: "I think
> I'll have the soup."

The priest says, “let he who is without sin cast the first stone.”

The bishop says, “I’ve been commanded to have two harlots at the same time to enter the bar.”

A mormon bishop, a catholic priest, and a Jewish rabbi walk into a whore house..."

The madame asks: "Who wants to go to heaven tonight?"

They all turn and walk out...

It just occurred to me that being arrested for showing up in response to an ad that was placed on craigslist, or whatever, isn't "proof" that one was going to commit the sin next to murder. Who solicited whom?

Maybe he was impressed by the spirit to seek out those most in need of his bishoply ministration? Maybe he was ahead of the curve when it comes to ministering?

I wonder how much, if any, effect it has had on his dental practice?

elderolddog Wrote:
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> It just occurred to me that being arrested for
> showing up in response to an ad that was placed on
> craigslist, or whatever, isn't "proof" that one
> was going to commit the sin next to murder. Who
> solicited whom?

Elder, note the news article said, "The 21 men either solicited or brokered deals for various sex acts and were arrested when they showed up to the agreed-upon location, the department said."

That means the decoy and the suspect(s) agreed upon a price, sufficient for the charge of solicitation to stick. "I was ministering" will fly as far as the pedophile with kiddy porn on his hard (pun intended) drive who claims he was "doing research."

I commend the local police for the sting, and for going after the johns as well as the hookers.

Maybe the bishop only showed up to tell the hooker he wasn't going to do go through with it, and to pay her for the lost business opportunities he'd cost her? You know how sensitive some horny men are...

I got it! She had gone apostate, and he was there to win her back to the One True Church!

Ha ha, he was doing his HT duties. She wouldn't answer the door at home, so he had to track her down this way.

“The one I have in the Nauvoo House is a lot better.“

Look, hookers can get a lot better clientele if they'd just fix their teeth.

He was only trying to minister to them...

Let your light so shine ....

It's not even newsworthy anymore unless it is a stake president or higher.

<snort>

So amazingly, shockingly true. . .