You’re with a group of people, you reach for something, and you loudly fart? ... i just laughed and said, “No hiding it, it was me! Sorry!”



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Better Out Than In!

Confession is good for the soul. (AVeryRegularFiend)

Take anti-gas medicine, before going out with a group.

Don't eat sugar, beans, or eggs right before going out in public.

At least you got some laughs (I assume), right?

Oh man, this stinks!!

You hear that frog?

"Little too much choke, I think I flooded it."

Best to fart and be ashame, than to bust a gut and be lame!

Men and farts!!!! I let my husband see your post, and he laughed ( as always). He made his usual comment about how unhealthy it is to hold it in. When he’s around people he knows, he’ll even lift his leg. When we first met , he always tells me how he dowsys had stomach pain “ by holding it in”
A lot of young military guys even take pride because they can identify the fart smell to the person , “ That was Miller, Johnson, Hawkins”, etc.

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> When he’s around people he knows, he’ll even
> lift his leg.

For me, that's legit: my first grandkid is on the way!

Has he ever lit them in front of company :)



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My little dog, Binx, liked to sleep under the covers. He suddenly began screaming and ripping at the bed to get out. I didn't know what happened to him!

He had farted.

My dog blames all farts on me. More than half are his but he still turns and gives me the look of death.

If you’re talking to me, yes, unless it’s with certain people.He loves ball games , because nobody knows who the guilty party is, so everyone is embarrassed, because everyone thinks it’s the person next to them. His can literally be detected 4 rows up or down.

I was camping with a buddy. We were riding in his truck. He thought he’d let on out. Unfortunately for him, I returned a SBD. Even his dog’s eyes were watery. He promised never to engage in a farting contest again. When one has a talent, one is to multiply it.



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Boner, I remember the guys in my college dorm engaging in farting contests. I always used to dread when we had beans for dinner. lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIP9KXdmO0&feature=share
One of my husbands favourite scenes

BYU-B: Publish glad tidings!

That is one of the best scenes in cinematic history. Never laughed so hard as when I first saw it.

"MORE TEA VICAR" is the line we always used.

Did somebody step on a duck? (Caddyshack)

And after confessing, contemplate a less gas-producing diet. ;)

I've always found it fascinating seeing what lengths we humans will often go to in order to deny we have normal bodily functions. :)

"My a$$ opines otherwise"

"And thats all I have to say about that!"

RMM