Date: May 16, 2018 01:32AM
I had took a Sociology class from Reed Blake at BYU. One day he was telling a story of how he took his son to a BYU/Wyoming football game in Laramie, WY. He was telling about how the referee made a bad call, and the fans started chanting "Bullshit...Bullshit!!", and then the fans flipped the refs off. Blake then proceeded to give the class "the finger". I was quietly laughing my ass off while the rest of the class sat there paralyzed.
I liked his class so much I took another one from him the next semester. When he told the "Bullshit...Bullshit!!" story again he winked at me. I then raised my hand and asked, "Prof. Blake, are you sure the fans were screaming "Bullshit...Bullshit!" and not something else?" He said, "No, I am absolutely positive they were chanting "Bullshit...Bullshit!!" We went back and forth a few more times dropping more "Bullshits" on the virgin ears of my classmates. This time there were actually a few that put their hands over their ears. Haa haaa haaaa!!. When class was over, Bro. Blake gave me a smile and a pat on the back.
I also took a Geology class from Harold Bissell. One day while out on a field trip I was speaking with him when some gal came running up with a rock that she thought was exotic. He held it, sniffed it, licked it, and then said, "Wow...this is quite a find." The gal excitedly asked, "What is it? What is it?" Bissell said, "I believe what you have found here is a calcified piece of cow shit." I burst out laughing and thought I was going to pee my pants. The gal screamed "Ewwwwwww", dropped the rock and took off running. Bro. Bissell started chuckling and I said, "That's not really a piece of cow shit is it?" He said, "Nawww...but sometimes you have to have a little fun." We both had a good laugh.
Years later Bissell's son, Preston, was actually posting here on RFM. He said that BYU had kind of screwed his father over and he ended up retiring, and I believe he left the church, and passed away a few years later. Sadly, Preston passed away (brain tumor) as well, but he would post here occasionally up until he died.