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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: June 14, 2018 06:21PM

He take my money when I'm in need
Yeah, he's a faithful friend indeed
Cause, he's a god winner
Way over SLC, that prays for me
Now, I is sayin' he a god winner
(When I'm in need) But he is messin' with some broke sinners
(He give me Mormony) Now, I is sayin' he a god winner
(When I'm in need) But he is messin' with some broke sinners
(I gotta leave) Get down pray, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down pray, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down pray, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down pray, go 'head
Lordy! The Mormon, met him at a prayer meetin’
With a suit like Louis Vuitton on his arm
I said: "I can tell you rock, I can tell by your charm
Far as prays, you got a flock
I can tell by your charm and your arm."
But I'm…
But I'm lookin' for the one, have you seen him?
My psychic told me he'll have a truth like Jehovah
Krishna, Jesus Christ, for us kids
And I gotta take all they asses to temple ShowBiz?
Okay, get your kids, but then they got their dead kins
I pulled out my Book of Mormon, they all got readin
We all went to din' and then I had to pay
If you messing with their pray, then they better be paid
You know why? It take too much to believe him
From what I heard he got a baptism by deceiving
My best friend said he used to chill with Elohim
I don't care what none of y'all say, I still love him
Now, I is sayin' he a god winner
(When I'm in need) But he is messin' with some broke sinners
(He give me Mormony) Now, I is sayin' he a god winner
(When I'm in need) But he is messin' with some broke sinners
(I gotta leave) Get down pray, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down pray, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down pray, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down pray, go 'head
Eighteen years, eighteen years
He got your kids, got them preaching for 2 years
I know somebody payin' mission support for one of his kids
His baby mama car and crib is bigger than Shiz
You will see him on TV conference Sunday
Preach the faithful and drive off in a Benz
He was supposed to buy your chapel with your money
He went to the doctor, got lipo with your money
He walkin' around lookin' like Michael with your money
Shoulda got that insured, Geico for your money
If you is no punk
Holland, "We want mission prep! We want temple prep!" (Yeah!)
It's somethin' that you need to have
‘Cause when he take yo' cash, he isn’t gon' leave half
Tithing for years, tithing for years
And on yo resurrection you found out god wasn't his?!
Now, I is sayin' he a god winner
(When I'm in need) But he is messin' with some broke sinners
(He give me Mormony) Now, I is sayin' he a god winner
(When I'm in need) But he is messin' with some broke sinners
(I gotta leave) Get down pray, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down pray, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down pray, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down pray, go 'head
Now, I is sayin' you a god winner, you got needs
You don't want a dude to smoke so he can't buy weed
You go out to eat, he can't pay, y'all can't leave
Them's dishes in the back, we gotta roll up we's sleeves
But while y'all washin', watch him
He gon' make gold plates out of those rocks’n
He got that ambition, baby, look at his eyes
This week he moppin' up the poor, next week it's those with ice
So stick by his side
I know them's G. A.'s ballin', and yeah, that's nice
And they gonna keep callin' and tryin', so you stay right, pray
And then you get gone, he'll leave yo' ass if you are gay
Get down pray, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down pray, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down pray, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down pray, go 'head
Let me hear

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Posted by: Aquarius123 ( )
Date: June 14, 2018 06:45PM

That's hilarious!!.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: June 14, 2018 09:51PM

HA HA!!! But I’m still looking for the swear word.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: June 15, 2018 11:26AM

Isn't ass a swear word? I changed all the f bombs.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: June 15, 2018 11:52AM

Well, you know me, denying using an f-bomb is to deny oneself one of life’s little pleasures :) But, I’ll still love and respect you even if you’re cleaning up your language.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/15/2018 12:00PM by BYU Boner.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: June 15, 2018 12:55PM

Thanks. I put Gold Digger in a Mormon mouth but I left the asses.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: June 15, 2018 12:05PM

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: June 15, 2018 12:55PM

Joseph Smith - AKA OG "Gold Digger"

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