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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 12:15PM
Hie for President

I want data-based decisions. Help stop the DC Wankering! And, face it, anybody who tutors high school math kids has a heart beneath all that logic. Let’s put this atheist in the White House!

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 12:18PM
Re: Hie for President

Works for me.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 12:22PM
Re: Hie for President

Ron, I’m sure you’re on the voter rolls somewhere in Chicago.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 02:36PM
Re: Hie for President

Or Louisiana!!

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 02:52PM
Re: Hie for President

Or both!
So you can vote twice! :)

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 05:54PM
Re: Hie for President

Bingo!

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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 12:21PM
Re: Hie for President

Hey i said hie for president in a post. Are you copying me boner?

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 12:25PM
Re: Hie for President

I was not aware that you had posted that. But, great minds do think alike. So, giving credit where credit is due-help support the Badass’s proposal to put an atheist wanker in the Oval Office! Bring sanity to good government!

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Posted by: catnip ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 11:11PM
Somehow, I just can't see "Vote Atheist Wanker!"

on campaign signs. Talk about getting the populist vote back!!

But it has a great ring to it.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: June 23, 2018 12:02AM
Re: Somehow, I just can't see "Vote Atheist Wanker!"

He’s probably get the Millennial vote!

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 12:26PM
Re: Hie for President

Aw, gee, thanks, but...

My job pays better :)

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 12:27PM
Re: Hie for President

Probably, but when you’re outta office you can make millions on speaking tours.

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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 12:29PM
Re: Hie for President

ificouldhietokolob Wrote:
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> Aw, gee, thanks, but...
>
> My job pays better :)

The world needs you hie come on. Don't wait until a man with crystals is in the white house before you regret it.

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Posted by: Dorothy ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 12:33PM
Re: Hie for President

My presidential philosophy would be---

What would Denmark do?

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Posted by: quidprostatusquo ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 12:37PM
Re: Hie for President

I would vote for RaptorJesus.

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Posted by: Jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 12:40PM
Re: Hie for President

Who's next? Oprah? :)

However, maybe we could count on Hie to remove all the god stuff from our money, the pledge of allegiance, government, etc.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 01:32PM
Re: Hie for President

Half the country would go apoplectic when I didn't say "so help me, god" at the swearing in (which isn't in the constitution anyway), and I'd be impeached within weeks.

Who needs that kind of stress? :)

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Posted by: GregS ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 01:55PM
Re: Hie for President

"So help me, Logos?"

"So help me, Tao?"

"So help me, God Particle?"

"So help me, Higgs boson?"

"So help me, Joe, you steaming cup of wake-me-up?"

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 02:29PM
Re: Hie for President

So help me, me. :)

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Posted by: East Coast Exmo ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 02:40PM
Re: Hie for President

It doesn't have to be an anthropomorphic god. You can always claim that your god is objective, testable reality -- and the scientific method is its prophet.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 03:01PM
Re: Hie for President

Sure, I could.
But I don't have a "god." Anthropomorphic or other. And honestly, I'd rather not define reality and science in stone-age superstitious terms :)

"So help me, me" wasn't meant to imply I'm "god."
It was a statement that I'm the only one who's going to do the job. :)

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Posted by: East Coast Exmo ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 03:10PM
Re: Hie for President

The buck stops with Hie.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 06:36PM
Re: Hie for President

“For fuck’s sake, help me do a good job!” Shouted Hie with his hand on Bertrain Russell’s “Why I am Not a Christian.”

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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: June 23, 2018 12:43PM
Re: Hie for President

BYU Boner Wrote:
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> “For fuck’s sake, help me do a good job!”
> Shouted Hie with his hand on Bertrain Russell’s
> “Why I am Not a Christian.”

Hahaha classic.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 08:05PM
Problem here, Hie:

The phrase, "...so help me God" is in the Constitution. Maybe if you lip-synched it?

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Posted by: [|] ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 09:33PM
Wrong

Article II, Section 1, last paragraph:
"Before he enter on the execution of his office, he shall take the following oath or affirmation - "I do solemnly swear(or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect,abd defend the Constitution of the United States."

https://constitutioncenter.org/interactive-constitution/articles/article-ii

Does not include "so help me God"

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 10:05PM
oops! Thans. (n/t)


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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: June 24, 2018 05:21PM
Re: oops! Thans.

Oh, caffiend...did you really think I'd say it wasn't without checking?

Really? :)

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 05:27PM
Re: Hie for President

We'd have a six year old in the White House!! I want a photograph of her seated at your desk, in the Oval Office!

Please!!!!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 05:52PM
Re: Hie for President

I thought there already was a six--

Oops.

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Posted by: scmd1 ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 05:48PM
Re: Hie for President

Hie has my vote.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 05:52PM
Re: Hie for President

Hi, vote.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 07:05PM
"Vote early & often for J.HieTooCurly"

...who knows what to do with two out of three lies ("Lies and statistics"). DAMNED lies might be a challenge.

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Posted by: chipace ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 10:26PM
Re: Hie for President

Hie for prez, badass for VP. Let's make America badass again!

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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 10:35PM
Re: Hie for President

chipace Wrote:
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> Hie for prez, badass for VP. Let's make America
> badass again!

Are you sure you know what you are saying? Haha. I'll do it i swear if the country needs me.

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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 10:43PM
Re: Hie for President

I'll stand next to hie wearing my shades and crystals around my neck hahahaha.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 23, 2018 01:27AM
Re: Hie for President

The country needs a new head of Veterans Affairs. Jackson thought crystal would help there.

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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: June 23, 2018 01:31AM
Re: Hie for President

Lot's Wife Wrote:
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> The country needs a new head of Veterans Affairs.
> Jackson thought crystal would help there.

I'll see what i can do.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 23, 2018 01:40AM
Re: Hie for President

And remember: crystal, not crystals.

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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: June 23, 2018 12:46PM
Re: Hie for President

Lot's Wife Wrote:
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> And remember: crystal, not crystals.

Alright i'll try to remember but if i get it confused then i am sorry. I am pretty knew to the crystals thing.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 23, 2018 01:29PM
Re: Hie for President

I'm cracking a joke. Don't take me seriously.

And I'm with those who think crystals are the equivalent of garlic cloves.

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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: June 23, 2018 01:35PM
Re: Hie for President

Lot's Wife Wrote:
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> I'm cracking a joke. Don't take me seriously.
>
> And I'm with those who think crystals are the
> equivalent of garlic cloves.

I'm just playing along as well.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 24, 2018 02:39AM
Re: Hie for President

:-)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/24/2018 02:39AM by Lot's Wife.

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