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Posted by: koriwhore ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 07:19PM

When I asked him what possible reason could God give for telling Joseph and Brigham to tag team Henry Jacobs wife Zina while Henry was away serving 8 faithful missions for the church?
I said, WTF? Murder?
He said, "Yeah you know. Like he commanded us not to kill, but then commanded Abraham to kill Issac!"
I said, "So you'd kill your kid if you believed God told you to do so?"
He said he would.
I said,"Should I notify the authorities so they keep an eye on your kids when you have them?"
He said, "Oh no! Haha, just kidding."
It escalated from there.
I wasnt kidding.
That kind of delusion is dangerous.
I asked him if he'd let Pres Monson and Nelson tag team his newlywed bride is they said God told them to tag team your wife while you were serving a mission?
He said,"Oh man! That'd NEVER happen!"
I said,"Why not? That is exactly what happened to Henry and Zina Jacobs. They destroyed his happily married life, by forcing him to served 8 missions for the church and not a single word written about him but slanderous lies by LDS Inc about why the guy whose praises you sing was banging poor Henry's wife. Not Brighams and not Joseph's.
Hey said, "Ah Man I hate that song!"
So I sang it for him.
Crazy Cucks



Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 06/22/2018 07:45PM by koriwhore.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 07:46PM

You really did it.

An hour ago, in a post on your "emotionally satisfying" thread, I wrote that it was only a matter of time before you did another missionary ambush. And here it predictably is--with a cuckolding allusion to top it off.

Like clockwork.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 06/22/2018 07:52PM by Lot's Wife.

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Posted by: koriwhore ( )
Date: June 22, 2018 11:24PM

Lot's Wife Wrote:
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> You really did it.
>
> An hour ago, in a post on your "emotionally
> satisfying" thread, I wrote that it was only a
> matter of time before you did another missionary
> ambush. And here it predictably is--with a
> cuckolding allusion to top it off.
>
> Like clockwork.


Yeah, I wont stop as long as the worlds biggest army of Doomsday Cult recruiters are out there every day spreading lies to convince gullible dupes to fork over 10% of their income fir the privilage of singing the praises if a child rapist.

I am going to publish their lies far and wide.

You?

You give evil cover.

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Posted by: Babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: June 23, 2018 01:33AM

What effect do you expect to have, besides driving their heads further up their tookus?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 23, 2018 01:33AM

He gets to preen; like a peacock...

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Posted by: koriwhore ( )
Date: June 23, 2018 02:23AM

Babyloncansuckit Wrote:
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> What effect do you expect to have, besides driving
> their heads further up their tookus?


Like Ayan Hirsi Ali said,"I cause maximum Cognitive Dissonance which will either drive them insane or drive them sane and I hope for the latter. Which is all I can do after all."

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Posted by: Babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: June 23, 2018 05:05AM

When was the last time someone acting like a dick changed your mind?

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Posted by: koriwhore ( )
Date: June 23, 2018 02:32PM

Babyloncansuckit Wrote:
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> When was the last time someone acting like a dick
> changed your mind?

Actually, I was Mormon at the time and at a company Party, standing around with a bunch of guys I respected and one of them mentioned I was Mormon. Another guy who was super Born Again, Praise the Lord!, kind of Christian who said, "You're Mormon?"
I said, "Yeah"
He said, "Do you really believe you're going to become a God?"
I realized how absurd my Mormon beliefs would sound to 8 General Contractors, who I had to manage in my day to day work,
I had to admit to him "No. I don't believe that I am going to become a God, but that is what Mormonism teaches. I don't believe that however. I'm sure there are lots of absurd things your church teaches too, like Virgin Birth. Isn't that kind of an oxymoron?"
I got a big laugh out of that but having to defend my absurd beliefs did make me stop and examine them more seriously, which is what finally made me start Googling all those rumors I had heard, and wanted to really research and get to the bottom of, like, wives of Joseph Smith, which led me to In Sacred Loneliness, and that alone is enough information to do the math and see that it doesn't add up.
But there's something missing in today's Mormons, the ability to admit they're wrong. They were wrong to exclude blacks from the temple and they have no excuse. Yet they won't admit it was wrong. Because that would make the whole house of cards come tumbling down.
And when they realize this, a mental block kicks in. The fight or flight instinct drains all the blood flow from their pre-frontal cortex, then the cerebrial cortex, then it goes right down to the reptilian brain functions.
They become blind to anything you say.
They employ the old "See no evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil" attitude and either run, or attack you as evil.
And they end up accusing you of all kinds of evil and misfortune to follow you.
When they could just do the math and they wouldn't lose all credibility.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: June 23, 2018 04:39AM

Good work, K. That person probably has a foot out the door now.

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Posted by: hollensnopper ( )
Date: June 23, 2018 10:10AM

just gotta mention:

Abraham was many generations before the 10 commandments were given.

So, at the time God told Abraham to sacrifice Isaac, there was no "Thou shalt Kill" written anywhere.

Your friend might be interested to know that.

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Posted by: bobofitz ( )
Date: June 23, 2018 10:24AM

What a hilarious comment. I can’t even imagine such thinking.

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Posted by: dp ( )
Date: June 23, 2018 02:49PM

Lookin' for loopholes (in all the wrong places?).

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Posted by: bobofitz ( )
Date: June 23, 2018 09:22PM

Yeah, no kidding. By that logic, Cain had permission to kill Abel....so the curse of blackness was unjust.

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Posted by: jacob ( )
Date: June 23, 2018 02:39PM

You've got brown eyes right? Didn't they used to be blue?

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