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koriwhore
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Date: June 23, 2018 02:44PM
Babyloncansuckit Wrote:
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> When was the last time someone acting like a dick
> changed your mind?
Actually, I was Mormon at the time and at a company Party, standing around in a big circle joking around with 8 co-workers and one of them mentioned I was Mormon. Another guy who was a super Born Again, Praise the Lord! kind of Christian said, "You're Mormon?"
I said, "Yeah"
He said, "Do you really believe you're going to become a God?"
At that moment, I realized how absurd my Mormon beliefs would sound to 8 General Contractors, who I had to manage in my day to day work. I didn't want to lose credibility with these guys and had to figure out something to say that wouldn't sound completely crazy and arrogant. I had to admit to him, "No. I don't believe that I am going to become a God, but that is what Mormonism teaches. I don't believe that however. I'm sure there are lots of absurd things your church teaches too, like Virgin Birth. Isn't that kind of an oxymoron?"
I got a big laugh out of that but having to defend my absurd beliefs did make me stop and examine them more seriously, which is what finally made me start Googling all those evil anti-Mormon rumors I had heard and wanted to really research and get to the bottom of, like, wives of Joseph Smith, which led me to In Sacred Loneliness, and that alone is enough information to do the math and see that it doesn't add up.
But that wasn't what made me finally say, "It's a fraud."
What made me admit, "It's a fraud." is having Gordon B. Hinkley preach about the First Vision at General Conference, after having read all the different accounts of the First Vision in Grant Palmer's, "Insider's View of Mormon Origins". When Gordo the Clown PRofit said, "It all boils down to the First Vision. Either it happened the way JS said it happened, or it didn't. If it didn't then he perpetrated the greatest fraud in human history. If it did, then it's the greatest news since Christ's Attonement."
I said, outloud, in a sea of Penis Holders in business suits, "It's a fraud." I woke up my sleeping son and left and told my wife I was never going back. And didn't.
But there's something missing in today's Mormons, the ability to do the math and admit it doesn't add up.
They were wrong to exclude blacks from the temple and they have no excuse. Even though none of them can explain why it was right, they won't admit it was wrong. Because that would make the whole house of cards come tumbling down.
And that's when they realize this, a mental block kicks in. The fight or flight instinct drains all the blood flow from their pre-frontal cortex, then the cerebrial cortex, then it goes right down to the reptilian brain functions.
They become blind to anything you say.
They employ the old "See no evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil" attitude and either run, or attack you as evil.
And they end up accusing you of all kinds of evil and misfortune to follow you.
When they could just do the math and they wouldn't lose all credibility.