http://www.ldsliving.com/9-Insane-But-Fabulous-Knots-for-Your-Man-s-Tie/s/75726

Pay lay Alol

Gotta love the obviously non-LDS model in the video, and his non-sanctioned hairstyle. At least he wore a white shirt.

I just use a granny knot.

I used clip ons.

Sometimes I wore a bowtie.

If anyone asked why I said it was really a camera.

"...I said his bowtie is really a camera..."

--Paul Simon

Heartless Wrote:
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> I used clip ons.
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> Sometimes I wore a bowtie.
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> If anyone asked why I said it was really a camera.

Yeah, clip on ties!

If you did, you would be called "Captain Clip-on" in your Moronic PH Quorum. The first act of the quorum when entering the room was to have your necktie tugged-pulled. If it came off, then you would be ribbed the rest of the day. At the time, every asshat leader looked the other way to such bullying.

You know your Mormon Sunday has gotta suck when the best thing to hope for is a goofy knot in your tie!

I can't wait to strangle my little boys with these knotted ties, as they sit reverently in their crisp white Sunday shirts! I live for Sundays!

--Mother Who Knows

wymen get into trouble in Morland if they wear a tie or pants.

this tie thing is another proof how shallow things are being LDS.


P.S. cops prefer clip ties in case they get into an altercation: 'bad guys' pull on tie, it comes off in their hand instead of cop attached....

How peculiar.

So, different ways can be used to tie ties...but what about non-conservative ties - neither single color nor striped?

I found that the women love lighthouse ties.

These days I only wear a tie to other people's funerals.

How about Bolo Ties?

Desert SW I saw many in meetings. Even Priests blessing sacrament wearing them.

Some Bishops don't like them but will the stop you from being PeterPriesthood and doing your duty if you wear one?

All my ties are greatfully gathering dust.

That article forgot one particularly appropriate knot...

https://media.myarklamiss.com/nxsglobal/myarklamiss/photo/2017/06/30/NOOSE_1498822720185_23317171_ver1.0_640_360.jpg

Haha. That would pair nicely with a Baker's hat and green apron.