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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: July 11, 2018 12:22AM

I spotted it on the back of a red camaro.
It had a picture of grumpy cat and said " Would you drive any better with that phone shoved up your ass ?"
It gave me a chuckle and made my day.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: July 11, 2018 01:16AM


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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: July 11, 2018 01:55AM

For you Dave—

No gods, no masters. Bro-hugs! The Boner.

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Posted by: siobhan ( )
Date: July 11, 2018 02:49AM

Mine is Jesus Is Coming. Look busy.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: July 11, 2018 03:00AM

Ha ha ha...

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: July 11, 2018 07:53AM

Good one.

Honestly, people doing all that crap on their phone are putting us all at risk. There are already too many gizmos on cars themselves to keep people looking away from the road. Put your damn phones away. You don't need to be telling a fellow asshole what you are going to have for dinner when driving.

As an aside, Georgia just passed a law that it is illegal to be texting while driving. Funny how some states are all about laws to control everyone when they say they are against government intervention on their freedom (scratching head).

I like the bumper sticker says, "When you drive like I do, you better believe in God."

Other good ones:

"May the fetus you save be gay"

"Are you following Jesus this close?"

"Jesus is my health insurance"

"I'm doomed to hell in every religion"

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 11, 2018 11:35AM

Just thought of one.

"TEXT ###-###-#### and tell me how bad my driving is and I'll read it when I'm not driving."

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Posted by: evileric ( )
Date: July 11, 2018 12:15PM

I saw this one on a Toyota minivan in Lincoln, Nebraska: "Sorry I Missed Church: I've Been Busy Practicing Witchcraft and Becoming a Lesbian."

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: July 11, 2018 01:44PM

LOL. Love it.

How about this: "Sorry I missed church: I can't find one where I can bring my AK47 with me."

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/11/2018 01:44PM by Elder Berry.

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Posted by: 3X ( )
Date: July 11, 2018 03:06PM

Seen on the bumper of a car at the uni I attended:

"Jeeze, if you love, honk us."

(Somebody had attempted unsuccessfully to scrape it off of the bumper.)

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