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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: August 05, 2018 01:10PM

I was afraid this would happen ...
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" ... a woman named Amethyst Realm appeared on the British daytime television show This Morning, claiming that she began having sex with ghosts in her home and has not had since with a human being since.
Her first erotic encounter with a ghost occurred 10 years ago, while she was still in a relationship with her mortal fiancé. As can occur with affairs, Realm was caught mid-coitus when her husband-to-be returned early one day from a trip away. “He saw the shape of a man through the spare room window,” she explained.

Betrayed, Realm’s fiancé broke up with her, and she and the ghost then decided to fuck everywhere in the house: “Once my fiancé had left, [we had sex] everywhere, [but] always within the building,” she said. That particular ghost romance lasted for a time, until the entity “started to appear less,” and Realm ended the inter-dimensional affair.

After that, Realm began to have regular sex with a variety of ghosts, each as distinct in style and feel than any human mate might be. “I’ve got no interest in men now,” she proclaimed."






https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/mb9gkq/fed-up-with-mortal-men-women-are-having-sex-with-ghosts

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: August 05, 2018 01:18PM

Once you go Ghost, you like it the Most!

My guess is the ghost gives off vibrations. ;-)

How do I get a bunch of incubus lovers to visit me? Is this a new demon option now?


Good God, what would it be like to have that good of an imagination!?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 05, 2018 01:39PM

But the ultimate lay is Great Cesar's Ghost.

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: August 05, 2018 01:44PM

I always say: Look to Astrology!

But it gets complicated. If one enters the spirit world ... say today for example ..., does that make him a spirit-world Leo?

It may be disastrous to hook yourself up with a ghost only to find that you two are star-crossed.

I mean really!!

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: August 05, 2018 03:07PM

"Don't force me to post your horoscope !

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: August 05, 2018 01:48PM

Those of my age group may recall Leo G. Carroll's character, "Topper," who lived with two ghosts that only he could see and communicate with. George and Marion Kerby were killed in an avalanche, along with an alcoholic St. Bernard, another ghost.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 05, 2018 03:14PM

George & Marion Kirby were killed when George lost control of his sporty convertible on a winding road. You young pups are allatime screwing up!

The special effects in those movies were pretty darn good, considering they had no Cs to generate Gs!]


ET change a damn 'and' to a damn 'on'...



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/05/2018 03:15PM by elderolddog.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: August 05, 2018 04:01PM

I loved that show! Haven't thought of it for decades.

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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: August 05, 2018 03:45PM

If one of these spiritual trysts were to result in pregnancy, would the offspring be human, ghost, undead, or what? Would the child appear to be human, but rise from the dead three days after dying?

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Posted by: Razortooth ( )
Date: August 06, 2018 01:10AM

Think Casper.

Talk about "friendly" ghosts!

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: August 05, 2018 04:20PM

ziller can confirm this thred ~


ziller am ghost ~

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: August 06, 2018 03:23AM

Wanna read my ghost poem?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 06, 2018 07:53AM

Lemme check my ghoroscope first...

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: August 06, 2018 10:06AM

I knew you wouldn’t stay for long
It was wrong of me
To hold you here.
It was fear of loss, I guess
And I confess
To selfishness.

I wander the house.

I go through your stuff.
Your ghost would be enough
For me.
Your airy hand
In mine
Would be fine.

I’m lost and blind

Without your touch.
So much that I cry,
"Where are you?"
I spin in the dark
I claw the air
And scream, “Where?”

Your key is still there.

I’ll hear you,
I swear that I will.
If I nod off,
Just wake me up.
I’ll be up late.

I’ll wait.

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Posted by: Jerry the Aspousetate ( )
Date: August 06, 2018 09:40AM

Everyone knows that story.
Pay Lay Alol

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: August 06, 2018 10:33AM

But, of course, the real question is:

Is the ghost holy?

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: August 06, 2018 11:15AM

It was heavenly!

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: August 06, 2018 11:12AM

Let me guess. The first ghost was Joseph Smith.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 06, 2018 11:59AM

Every good woman knows not to deny The Holy Ghost.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: August 06, 2018 12:20PM

We haven't heard from Spiritist in a while, either.

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Posted by: GNPE1 ( )
Date: August 06, 2018 12:23PM

Well, this explains a lot, but alas too late to matter...
Next Floor: Ghost Village!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 06, 2018 12:29PM

We made it past sexting with ghosts and ghosts ghosting?

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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: August 07, 2018 05:46PM

Are you certain about this?

Is it possible she said that she was having sex with goats?

And yes, my post is a satyr!

Two play on words in one post. Ha. ;o))

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Posted by: sd ( )
Date: August 07, 2018 06:31PM

this Casper was more than just friendly. ;)

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 08, 2018 11:51AM

He had his benefits.

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Posted by: Bob8 ( )
Date: August 08, 2018 06:05AM

Nothing new here - incubi, succubi etc

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