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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: August 09, 2018 09:55PM

what if it was:

Christians: 1

Lions: 0

¿?~ ¿?~ ¿?~ ¿?~ ¿?~ ¿?~ ¿?~ ¿?~ ¿?~

it was only a matter of time before a christian finally won, right ? ~

christian-hunting-types should wipe the earth clean of lion-kind or at least drive them all onto reservations or something ~

dangerous murderous beasts they are ~

after what lions done to christian brothers and sisters all these years, they deserve it ~

thank you RealJesus™ that JHVH created man in He image ~ ~

including the ability to enjoy reaching out and smiting things ~

be it lions, false prophets, philistines, or what have you ~

in b 4 ~ lions are kind of like rilly big cats ~

rilly big giant killer cats ~

¿ an y'all know what all cats do right ?~

thas right ~ they sex it up like rabbits and make chit-loads more cats and cats and more cats and cats and cats and cats ~

these beasts need to be controlled ~

you think all the "spay and neuter your pets" ads on the TV and the radio are a bother ? ~

in b 4 ~ you have to send your A-#1 Melchizedek Priesthood Holder outside at night to spay the neighborhood lioness ! ~

the Good Book™ promises that one day these giant man/woman/child-eating felines will snuggle with cute little lambs ~

until then tho it's - Shoot on Sight !!! ~

the lions that is ~

don be shooting any false prophets ~

ya ~ in b 4 ~ it used to be legal in the lawless U. S. American West ~

but ~ in b 4 ~ it is not legal today ~

you can still legally smite false prophets though ~

that is what RfM does so well ~


ziller


ETA: P. S. ~ mebe the christian-hunters shouldn't kill all the lions ~ mebe just thin them out a little if theirs too many ~


ziller



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/09/2018 09:59PM by ziller.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: August 09, 2018 09:58PM

ziller Wrote:

> ya ~ in b 4 ~ it used to be legal in the lawless
> U. S. American West ~
>
> but ~ in b 4 ~ it is not legal today ~



It is legal in Florida.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: August 10, 2018 12:09AM

Then Samson went down with his father and mother to Timnah, and they came to the vineyards of Timnah. And behold, a young lion came toward him roaring. Then the Spirit of the LORD rushed upon him, and although he had nothing in his hand, he tore the lion in pieces as one tears a young goat. But he did not tell his father or his mother what he had done. (Judges 14:5,6 ESV)

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: August 10, 2018 12:13AM

I would have used the jawbone of an ass, I think.

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Posted by: Dorothy ( )
Date: August 10, 2018 11:56AM

Who tears apart any creature?

One more reason that Bible is one vile book.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: August 10, 2018 12:25AM

Anyway, the lion at least had a fighting chance.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: August 10, 2018 08:57AM

Here's what I think of when somebody says "shooting lions..."

https://www.thebigcatproject.com/gallery/

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: August 10, 2018 10:55AM

Well, it's sort of a lion. . .

It's got stripes. . .

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trumps-sons-killed-exotic-animals

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: August 10, 2018 11:29AM

Don't get me started on Uday and Qusay.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: August 10, 2018 02:53PM

You made the familial comparison, I didn't!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/10/2018 02:54PM by Lot's Wife.

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Posted by: catnip ( )
Date: August 11, 2018 01:14AM

ziller, please be nice to my kitties. They didn't even shed cat hair on your furniture.

Dave, your reference to Uday and Qusay made me giggle. However, as I recall, things didn't work out too well for them.

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: August 10, 2018 11:43AM

If you remember Daniel, the Christians had at least a sporting chance. Rome should be congratulated for allowing Christians to demonstrate the power of their faith in such a dramatic way.

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