...on no more Mormons!?

They will be changing it at the next general, or specific, conference, to the Singing Morons from the Church of Joseph Smith of Latter Day Searcher-Slackers.

M@t

I've always liked the

Moron Tab and Apple Choir



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/04/2018 11:27AM by sbg.

(church office building employee answers the phone)

"Hello, I'm calling from the campaign of Bernie Sanders. We'd like to invite the Mormon Tabernacle Choir to sing at Mr. Sanders' inauguration ceremony in January."

"I'm sorry, there's no such thing as the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. There used to be, but our prophet told us we couldn't call ourselves Mormon anymore. At first, the thought was to change the name to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints Tabernacle Choir, but that was way to long...so we decided to just use a symbol to represent the group. You know, like that "Prince" guy did a few years ago. Here's the symbol:"

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/01b8aBDkhuM/maxresdefault.jpg

"Um, ok, never mind then. Goodbye."

What? no erect phallus ??

many revolutions of the earth around the sun ago, some other Morland cities had Tabernacles AND Tabernacle Choirs;


MoCentral got jealous and decided they didn't like the competition 'confusion' with the likes of Ogden, St George, etc., then told the other churches NOTHING DOING, and took away the use of (X) Tabernacle Choir.


Yup, it's true or I wouldn't write it!

Holy SHIT, Hie — you got a long, lusty belly-laugh out of me. When I saw “the sign”... oh, my God. Too funny, dude.

they'll change the name to:

The one and only True Church Choir, Even, in the Tops of the Mountains, The right place! Drive on! Choir of the Holiest of Holiness, lilies of the field, special chosen ones, Alleluia!

LOL!

:D

Remember when Tommy Smothers (of the Smothers Brothers comedy team) called it "the Moron Snabbernackle Choir"?

New Name - "Members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints Tabernacle Choir"

The Salt Lake Tabernacle Choir.

The Zion Tabernacle Choir.

The Iron Rod Tabernacle Choir.

The Strength in the Loins Tabernacle Choir.

The Stripling Warrior Tabernacle Choir.

The Gentiles Pretending to be Jews Tabernacle Choir.

The Tabernacle Choir of the Latter Days.

The Latter Day Saint Tabernacle Choir.

The White and Delightsome Tabernacle Choir.

The Can You Spot the Token Ethnic Minority Tabernacle Choir.



.....The possibilities are eternal!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephedra_(plant)

Mormon tea is going to be called The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints Tea?

I think they should call it ephedra, because it sounds like the drug, and that's the reason they made tea out of it in the first place. You know. Because a coffee buzz was so bad.

Ziontology Tabernacle Choir

The Please Don't Call Us Mormon Tabernacle Choir

Excelente!

White & Delightsome Tabernacle Choir, with a few tokens...

I have heard they are calling it the Deseret Tabernacle Choir. As good a name as any.

Josephina Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I have heard they are calling it the Deseret
> Tabernacle Choir. As good a name as any.
Oh good, erase 150yrs of historical precedence and just go with "Deseret, which means nothing to 99.9% but sounds like "Desert"
Num

of course newsreaders will pronounce it Desiree.

MO-Tabs.

I don't think they'll give up the mormon.org domain either.

Not a snowball's chance in HELLo

That in a few years the Brethren will speak of this era the same way the world's largest beverage company refers to "New Coke."

Y'all remember that story, don't you?

But--they don't sing in the "tabernacle" anymore, do they?

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints Conference Center Choir.

So, they aren't Mormon, and they don't sing in the Tabernacle. This appropriately represents the cult that isn't what it claims to be.

The Crying Ions of Zion

M@t

The “Hail-to-The-Man”ers.

kathleen Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The “Hail-to-The-Man”ers.
"Rapist Praisers Inc,"

The tabernacle 250?

The ziontology 200?

The ‘Mo-no-mo-tabernacle’ choir?

The NOT FLIPPIN MORMON Anymore Gosh Darn It Choir!?

Since Mormons hate being called Mormons, how about we just call them, MORmONs?
And instead of the Mormon Church,
the MORmON Crutch and
instead of the Book of Mormon,
the Book of MORmONs and
instead of The Mormon Tabernacle Choir,
the MORmON Crutch Choir?