Posted by:
Alan Robinson
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Date: September 08, 2018 09:37AM
If it wasn't for Joe Joe Smith and his word of wisdom I wouldn't have my current beautiful wife.
Absolutely 100 percent true story.
There I am on a plane out of work out of money out of church out of marriage and out of Australia and thinking that I will hate women Forever -or at least a month or two-
Then I see an angle whoops angel of a flight attendant. Now remember I've taken a vow of celibacy so my thoughts are semi pure for a good three minutes.
But then she comes to me and goes Hmmmm Coffee Tea or Me.
Now not wanting to disobey God I had no choice but to take the third option.
That was years ago.
Did I feel bad that she was 20 years younger?
Hang on here in Oz it's late and I am in bed. I'll ask her :)
She told me to go to sleep 'you old goat'