I have a hearty appreciation for the level of hilarity this board can achieve when it tries.

Therefore, I am proposing that any so inclined tune in to tonight's Cal v. BYU feetballs game, so that we can exchange pithy commentary 'mongst ourselves.


Cal at BYU

Kickoff: Saturday, Sept. 8 at 10:15 p.m. ET

TV: ESPN2


And may our drinks and grub be blessed to nourish and sustain us, which I say in Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli's name, amen.

Elderdog---My how well you speak Nahuatl

I'm in. After the Ute's game that should end by 8:45.

Wow! Very bold to go for it on third down. Nice that they didn't make it... Wholly McGhost wasn't feeling it.

At least it's not going to be a runaway win for MYB.

Cal is only favored by 3. Probably due to their victory over Arizona. Houston, my alma mater, smoked AZ today. They put their 2nd team in the 2nd quarter, otherwise it woud've been a 45 point victory. BYU will lose by at least 17.

> BYU will lose by at least 17.

From your lips to ghawd's voice mail.

Loved the BYU feature where a black guy is narrating. Most of America, that never lived here, will believe that BS. If anything, LDS Inc. has a great PR team. But, their actions, and realty, don't back up their advertising.

It's going to be amusing when that young man comes out of the closet and goes on tour, opening for Imagine Dragon...

Nah. They'll pay him off.
Damn. an INT.

If BYu wins it's because the Lard is on their side. If they lose it's just a test of faith.
It will all be worked out in the hereafter!

Does the 'shaka brah' hand-signal mean anything special in Provo?

That coverage was about as protective as garments. Cal 14 BYU 3

It just hit me...!! The ref is talking like Barak Obama!

The ref seems to be calling a lot against Cal. Wonder if he's LDS? Cal's coach needs a wake up call. Running 2 QB's in the middle of drives is textbook stupid. He must've put down big bucks on BYU.

That's what he gets for crossing himself!

I'm done. 3 turnovers in this half. Bad luck me being here. Cal should be up by 24. Thanks for playing.

BYU is winning, aren't they?

Or is this one of those games like golf?

On paper, they're ahead on points in the hereafter.

So like golf.

I so like golf, too!!!!

If this was golf, Cal would've carded 20 over. Christ.

Looks like the fun petered out before the game ended -- what's that mormon saying about enduring to the end?

Final score: Cal 21, BYWoo 18.

All's right with the world. :)

Cal won, and they were high! :-)

Sports are funny