How come you’re so damn likable?

You should check with Amyjo! She'll give all the meat and potatoes, so to speak.

How come everybody likes you better than me? Look in the mirror, then lose yourself into your beautiful green eyes (33% chance I got it right), look deeply, and ask yourself, "How did I turn out so wonderful?"

Cuz you did!

Gee, I don't know if I agree with your premise, oh stiff pal o' mine.

He never gives gimmes, for example :)

I'm kidding, of course. The old dog is one of my favorite people ever. Right behind saucie.

> Right behind saucie.

If I say, "that's how she likes it!", will people be silly and immature? ... Please!

TMI, pal. TMI...

Maybe for you, pal! But, there are those of us who live vicariously through the exploits of others. I’m an old man, and ?I don’t have many pleasures left. The non-TMI-Boner.

Yeah, I get that...but it upsets my mental image of saucie as this beautiful virginal maiden, and...aw, heck, who am I kidding??!! :)

Virginal maidens, at our age, are grossly overrated.

Yes, my eyes are green—green because you always get the girls. Now, you’ve got THE girl (oops, woman). It ain’t fair!

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> Yes, my eyes are green—green because you always
> get the girls. Now, you’ve got THE girl (oops,
> woman). It ain’t fair!


Boner !!!!!!!!!! I'm so glad you're back... I've misssed you

and I was hoping that you were doing fine.

You do know that I am counting the days until Saucie and I are back in Utah, right? We are going to have a big, happy, sloppy party at the Red Iguana, and all the RfMers in the world are going to be there!!!

For those who might have a chance of making it, it'll be Sunday, May the 5th, 2019, at 2:30pm. (Please make the appropriate reservations, Boner... And thou shalt not pay!)

Okay, it's a dream, but I will be there!

Absolutely, I’m sorry I haven’t contact YOU after your call (when I was in flagrante delicto).



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I just assumed it was something I didn't say...

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> I just assumed it was something I didn't say...


Even Boners get lucky (sometimes!)

Wow, EOD, BYUB, and Hie, I'd suggest getting a room but someone would probably see you guys coming and call the AARP--that or the Hogle Zoo.

I'm not sure why you are so kind to the older generation, Saucie!

Anyway the thought of joining you all next May is so enticing that I almost wish I lived in Zion!

Gosh, it would be great if you could join us!

At least send a telegram!!!

I'd enjoy that very much. And Lot's Wife does love good Mexican food.

First, though, they'd have to give me a day pass and let me wear my street clothes. . .

Maybe we can sign you out for the weekend?

Well, if you are willing to post a bond. . .

Yes Lot's Wife.... it would be Grand , to quote an old 1940's

phrase. We would love to meet you... we've been admiring you

ever since you joined RfM... The dog and I are so lucky to have

the most wonderful friends here on RfM.... they are all really

great like Hie and the Boner and MeMikeyyounot. I know I'm

Missing some so please forgive me, but they are all so

wonderful.

Hey, I knew EOD back on the other board, when he was as wise as now but perhaps a bit more sober.

And I think I remember you from there--there was a poster with a moniker that would fit what I know of you now. But yeah, I've been a fan for many years.

I'd love to meet our other friends here, too, as long as they aren't in careers where dubious contacts come up in background checks.

...Those were sober days!

I don't know what's worse, a bunch of imbibing cops or a bunch of imbibing ex-Mos. Tough call. Next May--who knows, maybe I can find my way to the dark Moridor. I'm hopeful of getting there early November for research and fellowship--after a visit to CentralVilleValleyBurg. (And another point in the environs.)

And Dinetah,that’s a must!

All good folks. I can't imagine better fellowship (although I have never met any of the imbibers in person).

Just look for the man in short shorts and an OJ T-shirt.

So, you’ve met the Dawg! Hairy Lamanite chest, too.