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Posted by: cricket ( )
Date: September 12, 2018 04:11PM

"Ziontology - Ziontologist", a catchy take on Scientology vs. Zion culture is now a popular term for "Mormon" on various forums and blogs. Ziontology - Ziontologist even has its own website so check it out its subtle ploys to mimic both L Ron and Russell M.

https://ziontologist.org

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: September 12, 2018 04:22PM


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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: September 12, 2018 04:25PM

Whoa! When you accept the offer to speak with a rep, it sends you to mormom(dot)org!

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Posted by: scotland42 ( )
Date: September 12, 2018 05:03PM

Thanks for catching that. I just corrected that. (There was a buried javascript file I forgot to update)

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: September 12, 2018 04:50PM

I've made jokes about "Christian Sciencology," but "Ziontology" tops that!

Happy to report that fewer and fewer people know anything about Christian Science, and immediately think of Scientology and Tom Cruise when I mention the cult. My short response is that Christian Science and Scientology are both very wrong and very harmful, but for very different reasons.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: September 12, 2018 05:11PM

Technically LDS Corp should be called even Mormon Ziontology.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: September 12, 2018 05:29PM

Even, even!!

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Posted by: lisadee ( )
Date: September 12, 2018 06:19PM

Gob????!

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: September 12, 2018 06:34PM

He couldn’t spell ghawd...

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Posted by: praydude ( )
Date: September 12, 2018 08:29PM

I LOVED the website!!!

I spat my beer out through my nose.

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Posted by: burnedatthestake ( )
Date: September 12, 2018 08:35PM

There is a God after all!!!!!

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Posted by: Evergreennotloggedin ( )
Date: September 12, 2018 09:57PM

and this is why I keep coming back here!

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: September 12, 2018 10:29PM

"Hello, I' from the Church of Ziontology. Would you like to take a short spirituality test? It's free!"

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Posted by: Evergreennotloggedin ( )
Date: September 13, 2018 03:49PM

Oh no....it ain't free by a long shot. Costs only 10% of all the money you make every year.

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Posted by: midwestanon ( )
Date: September 13, 2018 12:06AM

Hahaha... ‘Gob’.


It’s a very clever take I have to admit, and it puts the creator of it in the rare crosshairs between the super-litigious Scientologists and the somewhat litigious Mormons.

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: September 13, 2018 01:10AM

Not if he drapes garment bottoms over the server.

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Posted by: midwestanon ( )
Date: September 14, 2018 01:09AM

Eve(n) (not steven) the church of ziontology can save you with Jesus H. Christ’s blessing as he goes about his daddy’s business.

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Posted by: scotland42 ( )
Date: September 14, 2018 10:53AM

:)

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Posted by: Wally Prince ( )
Date: September 13, 2018 12:57AM

Is that the organization formerly known as "Churchco" or is it affiliated with "Joe's Club"? I always get confused about that. I just want to get clear. And just to get clear, can Ziontologists still get that slippery underwear that was one of the best-selling Churchco products (in the Churchco Kirtland brand of fine products)?

I really liked that slippery underwear. It was fireproof too...except when exposed to flames.

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: September 13, 2018 04:28AM

And lo, loud laughter was heard in the 18th arrondissement of Paris ;-)

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: September 13, 2018 04:39AM

Don’t rub it in, Tom.

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: September 13, 2018 07:55AM


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Posted by: Levi ( )
Date: September 13, 2018 04:10PM

I love it.

Seriously, this will make everybody except Sister Malmstrom smile. That old biddy was patient zero for grumpy.

Especially timely when the mormon church is putting forth great effort to rebrand.

Well, those B-holes gave me a new name which I have never forgotten and which I clearly share (it's Levi) and now I, Levi give unto The Church, even The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, a new name which I will forever hereafter call them.

The new name is Ziontology which I will never let them forget, rather I would suffer my life (slicing motions) to be taken.

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Posted by: scotland42 ( )
Date: September 14, 2018 10:49AM

I'm glad you like it!

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