"Ziontology - Ziontologist", a catchy take on Scientology vs. Zion culture is now a popular term for "Mormon" on various forums and blogs. Ziontology - Ziontologist even has its own website so check it out its subtle ploys to mimic both L Ron and Russell M.

https://ziontologist.org

Whoa! When you accept the offer to speak with a rep, it sends you to mormom(dot)org!

Thanks for catching that. I just corrected that. (There was a buried javascript file I forgot to update)

I've made jokes about "Christian Sciencology," but "Ziontology" tops that!

Happy to report that fewer and fewer people know anything about Christian Science, and immediately think of Scientology and Tom Cruise when I mention the cult. My short response is that Christian Science and Scientology are both very wrong and very harmful, but for very different reasons.

Technically LDS Corp should be called even Mormon Ziontology.

Even, even!!

Gob????!

He couldn’t spell ghawd...

I LOVED the website!!!

I spat my beer out through my nose.

There is a God after all!!!!!

and this is why I keep coming back here!

"Hello, I' from the Church of Ziontology. Would you like to take a short spirituality test? It's free!"

Oh no....it ain't free by a long shot. Costs only 10% of all the money you make every year.

Hahaha... ‘Gob’.


It’s a very clever take I have to admit, and it puts the creator of it in the rare crosshairs between the super-litigious Scientologists and the somewhat litigious Mormons.

Not if he drapes garment bottoms over the server.

Eve(n) (not steven) the church of ziontology can save you with Jesus H. Christ’s blessing as he goes about his daddy’s business.

:)

Is that the organization formerly known as "Churchco" or is it affiliated with "Joe's Club"? I always get confused about that. I just want to get clear. And just to get clear, can Ziontologists still get that slippery underwear that was one of the best-selling Churchco products (in the Churchco Kirtland brand of fine products)?

I really liked that slippery underwear. It was fireproof too...except when exposed to flames.

And lo, loud laughter was heard in the 18th arrondissement of Paris ;-)

Don’t rub it in, Tom.

I love it.

Seriously, this will make everybody except Sister Malmstrom smile. That old biddy was patient zero for grumpy.

Especially timely when the mormon church is putting forth great effort to rebrand.

Well, those B-holes gave me a new name which I have never forgotten and which I clearly share (it's Levi) and now I, Levi give unto The Church, even The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, a new name which I will forever hereafter call them.

The new name is Ziontology which I will never let them forget, rather I would suffer my life (slicing motions) to be taken.

I'm glad you like it!