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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: September 13, 2018 09:19PM

I got a notice from Costco that my membership was due, and I earned $30 more in bonus points. That’s sure a lot better payoff than the “Windows of Heaven being Opened Fire Insurance” Morg rebate program!

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: September 13, 2018 09:35PM

Oh, come on, how can you compare a measly $30 real money to...promised eternity with your extended family?

Wait. Never mind. Go spend the $30 on some Kirkland goodies :)

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: September 13, 2018 09:37PM

Utah Costcos don’t have beer. But, vanilla is around $35 a bottle!

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: September 13, 2018 09:38PM


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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: September 13, 2018 09:40PM


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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: September 13, 2018 11:58PM

I love each and every Kirkland Temple! I faithfully renew my recommend every year, from when it was Price Club!

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: September 14, 2018 02:57AM

So large, they even provide aisle maps!

ElderOldDog, come November, join with me on an holy pilgrimage there.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: September 15, 2018 01:21AM

We will go down...

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Posted by: badam2 ( )
Date: September 14, 2018 03:36AM

I fill my gas tank at Costco and it saves me a few cents. That's more I got back from a tithing deposit. Tithing=more poor. It's basic math people.

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Posted by: chipace ( )
Date: September 15, 2018 12:16AM

My wife shares her executive membership with her girlfriend... With twice the spending the membership is free and $20 per family surplus.
Everyone here uses the auto repair discount? That is a nice perk.

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Posted by: badam2 ( )
Date: September 15, 2018 01:32AM

You see, we are all finally winning and getting that tithing back somehow.

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Posted by: badam2 ( )
Date: September 15, 2018 01:33AM

It's all about Costco. Costco=gates of heaven. No Passcodes required just need that Costco card.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/15/2018 01:35AM by badam2.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: September 15, 2018 12:25PM

Costco—No secret handshakes required—Card, smile, “how’s your day,” money, and your stuff.

Mormonism—Guilt, worthiness requirements, money, “are you morally clean?,” temple recommend, secret handshakes, death oaths, promise to give everything you have (or ever will have) to the Morg, and more money needed to buy the expensive knickers that only the Morg sells.

I’m glad you’re back. Mostly, that you seem to be kicking ass with your health. I love you, wanker!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/15/2018 12:25PM by BYU Boner.

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Posted by: badam2 ( )
Date: September 15, 2018 03:45PM

F#ck I had to come back. My health is better and I am almost working full-time again. Who the hell understands the hell on earth of Mormonism besides the people here, I can't find them. And all those requirements gave me a headache to read. Jesus, not even Jesus could live up to all that. Jesus trying to do secret handshakes, I'd love to see that haha. Badass is back as long as I keep myself under control. I do have more control these days but I am not perfect. A guy at taco bell called me a normal guy yesterday and I loved it.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: September 15, 2018 03:51PM

I second the Boner's welcome back.

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Posted by: badam2 ( )
Date: September 16, 2018 02:25PM

I think the longer you are out the less fiery you are, I don't feel as wild minded that is for sure. Trying to get the brain somewhat normalized after leaving a cult can be very chaotic and going through traumas again can trigger the hell out of you. I still got a ways to go boys. Recovery is not over yet.

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Posted by: badam2 ( )
Date: September 16, 2018 02:28PM

And the badass will bring all those crooks to justice haha jk. But you never know.

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Posted by: badam2 ( )
Date: September 16, 2018 02:41PM

Just picture oaks in handcuffs and the badass escorting the way.

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