I got a notice from Costco that my membership was due, and I earned $30 more in bonus points. That’s sure a lot better payoff than the “Windows of Heaven being Opened Fire Insurance” Morg rebate program!

Oh, come on, how can you compare a measly $30 real money to...promised eternity with your extended family?

Wait. Never mind. Go spend the $30 on some Kirkland goodies :)

Utah Costcos don’t have beer. But, vanilla is around $35 a bottle!

Kirkland :)

https://www.costco.com/kirkland-signature.html

I love each and every Kirkland Temple! I faithfully renew my recommend every year, from when it was Price Club!

So large, they even provide aisle maps!

ElderOldDog, come November, join with me on an holy pilgrimage there.

We will go down...

I fill my gas tank at Costco and it saves me a few cents. That's more I got back from a tithing deposit. Tithing=more poor. It's basic math people.

My wife shares her executive membership with her girlfriend... With twice the spending the membership is free and $20 per family surplus.
Everyone here uses the auto repair discount? That is a nice perk.

You see, we are all finally winning and getting that tithing back somehow.

It's all about Costco. Costco=gates of heaven. No Passcodes required just need that Costco card.



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Costco—No secret handshakes required—Card, smile, “how’s your day,” money, and your stuff.

Mormonism—Guilt, worthiness requirements, money, “are you morally clean?,” temple recommend, secret handshakes, death oaths, promise to give everything you have (or ever will have) to the Morg, and more money needed to buy the expensive knickers that only the Morg sells.

I’m glad you’re back. Mostly, that you seem to be kicking ass with your health. I love you, wanker!



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F#ck I had to come back. My health is better and I am almost working full-time again. Who the hell understands the hell on earth of Mormonism besides the people here, I can't find them. And all those requirements gave me a headache to read. Jesus, not even Jesus could live up to all that. Jesus trying to do secret handshakes, I'd love to see that haha. Badass is back as long as I keep myself under control. I do have more control these days but I am not perfect. A guy at taco bell called me a normal guy yesterday and I loved it.

I second the Boner's welcome back.

I think the longer you are out the less fiery you are, I don't feel as wild minded that is for sure. Trying to get the brain somewhat normalized after leaving a cult can be very chaotic and going through traumas again can trigger the hell out of you. I still got a ways to go boys. Recovery is not over yet.

And the badass will bring all those crooks to justice haha jk. But you never know.

Just picture oaks in handcuffs and the badass escorting the way.