Oh my Mormon! All those years I had been offending the Mormon god by claiming to be Mormon! Oh Mormon, what Mormonry was there with MORMON HANDICRAFT, A Division of Deseret Book! Oh the Horror of the MORMON Youth Choir! Those Mother-Mormoning Mormon leaders!

I guess a MORMON man is a natural enemy of God. Well, Mormon me!



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God is a snowflake.

Well, Mormon you, wink-wink!

Your SP wants to know if you’ve been touching your little Mormon again.

Well Mormon! He’s one big Mormon now!

making some kind of butternut squash thing for the pot luck he and his gay friends have on the first Sunday night of the month. He is getting a big kick out of your posts. He loved how many times you used mormon in this one. (P.S. He likes your board name.)

You must have just heard this?? Or was it his earlier talk that my tbm daughter posted on her fb page. She is at her boyfriend's family's house to watch conference. She used to make me hear it as she'd sleep. I tried to be supportive and I'd let her turn it on even when traveling and she'd sleep.

Sound like he’s a real Mormon of a guy!

And all theses what, 180+ years, the "prophets" have been getting it wrong and offending their god.

Not very good servants

Russ also said it's a Victory for Satan when we call it the Mormon Church.
All these years, who knew?

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> Russ also said it's a Victory for Satan when we
> call it the Mormon Church.
> All these years, who knew?


Really???? (I didn't watch so I don't know what was said)
All these years and all those "prophets" failed, FAILED I say, at being the Lord's mouth piece?

Or maybe the Lord didn't tell those "mouth pieces"

Sounds like he's anti Mormon. Lol

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> Sounds like he's anti Mormon. Lol

:D

LOL

How come what offends god is exactly the same stuff that offends Nelson ?

How convenient.

Maybe it will be a victory for Satan if they name their Church the of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints to fool everyone into believing a false Jesus Christ possibly.

A question asked in the singles ward was whether one wanted to be referred to as a Mormon or a Christian. A student gave an answer that they'd rather be called Mormon, essentially because it's the best Christianity and should be known that way by default.

They'll probably emphasize the "saint" aspect of the name.

Saintsnewroom(dot)org

Saints(dot)org


The latter is taken but the first is available.


I predict we will have fun with this until the Doofus relinquishes the crown.

If the name is so critical to Mormon God, why did it take Joe Smith 5 or 6 tries to get it right?

"Jesus Christ" wasnt Yeshua's name, by the way.

If it is his church it would be called the church of yeshua ben yoseph of latter day saints



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I think Rusty had a nightmare lately in which a witchy spirit told him to arise and go google the word "Mormo."

Here's what the shaken President of COJCOLDS would have read there in the dead of the night:

"Mormo (Greek: Μορμώ, Μορμών, Mormō) was a female spirit in Greek folklore whose name was invoked by mothers and nurses to frighten children to keep them from misbehaving.

Etymology:
The name mormo has the plural form mormones which means "fearful ones" or "hideous one(s)", and is related to an array of words that signify "fright".[1][2]

Description:
The original Mormo was a woman of Corinth, who ate her children, then flew away.

Bugbear:
The name of "Mormo" or the synonymous "Mormolyceion" was used by the Greeks as a bugbear or bogey word to frighten children.[7][8]

According to Anton LaVey, in his Satanic Bible, Mormo is the "King of the Ghouls, consort of Hecate".

The President shut down his Dell and promptly penned a rare modern-day revelation. He soon fell back into troubled sleep.

Hmmm... Do you think they will rename the Mormon Tabernacle Choir?

It is now the Tabernacle Choir at Temple Square

https://www.deseretnews.com/article/900035214/mormon-tabernacle-choir-has-a-new-name.html

And Nelson knows because why? How?....

So like, we're just supposed to take his lame word for it?

go home Nelson. Go home and cry like the baby you are.

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> go home Nelson. Go home and cry like the baby you
> are.

When has he cried? Or are you referring to Judge Kavanaugh?

Interesting positions you're taking here now! You're gone for four months and you come back all snarky and mormon-defensive!

What's up with that?

So is this the new "M" word?

Mom "What happened on the playground Timmy?"

Timmy "Another kid learned where I go to church. He called me a Mmm A Ma-ma-ma... Mormon. Ahhhhhh!"

Mom "Well this takes the cake. Get your coat. We're going to address the school's principal. Nobody is going to call my kid a Mormon and get away with it."

He really must be inspired, no?!

;-)

Oh yeah?!
Well, your mama's a Mormon!


lmbo

Excellent use of your creative juices!

(I'll be stealing this...)

Nelson has his garments in a knot since trying to pull this stunt back in the 1990’s and then being publicly called out by the Hinckster. Now he is showing us who is boss.

Mormon Jesus is way too sensitive about this. Good Lord, there are big problems in this world and this is Nelson's priority?.



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Using the word mormon is worse than all the other words I use? This is going to be difficult! Trying not to offend my daughter.



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We still don't have the answer to, "I'm not a Mormon, I'm a ________________."

"Latter-day Saint?" Just plain "Saint." "Christian Saint?" "Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints?" (How cumbersome!). Or did I miss the memorandum?

Gullible fool?

In the future when I work hard to get all my neighbors, co-workers, and peers everywhere fully assimilated into [long]ism I'm just going to have to take a super deep breath whenever anyone asks me what we call ourselves. For example this dialogue.


Neighbor: Your 14 Mormon kids are running wild on the street when you two are off doing whatever.
Me: We were at our chapel scrubbing the toilets so that Heavenly Father can save money on janitorial expenses.
Neighbor: oh ok, but why have 14 kids if you aren't going to take care of them?
Me: I know we have been a bit slothful in multiplying and replenishing the earth as there were a few gaps of over 10 months between children which means that delays have happened and 2 or 3 precious spirits got sent to wicked families instead of our righteous covenant family where we could have had 16, 17, or more by now. Also being under 35 its frankly impossible to have a big family yet but in the next decade we could conceivably have another dozen kids and maybe more if Heavenly Father blesses us with twins, triplets, or more.
Neighbor: what do you mean covenant family for you Mormons?
Me: Excuse me, you keep using a term of which we do not call ourselves "Mormon", why?
Neighbor: Well isn't your choir the Mormon Tabernacle Choir?
Me: No its the Tab Cats and they are a purrfect choir. The word Mormon is not in their name.
Neighbor: Ok. What about the Book of Mormon?
Me: Would you like a copy?
Neighbor: No, I have no time to read because I'm always busy trying to keep our neighborhood clean due to your kids' messes. So if you are not Mormon, then what are you?
Me: We are members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Instead of calling us Mormons then please call us Saints.
Neighbor: Like Saint Mary, Saint Peter, and others like that?
Me: No, they are Saints for the Great and Abominable Church of the Devil, the Catholic church. We are the true Church.
Neighbor: Well I feel honored to live next to a bunch of holy wild Saints. But why is yours the true Church?
Me: Because its the most honest and transparent Church on the earth.
Neighbor: Oh, can I get a link to your Church's most honest and transparent financial reports?
Me: Yes its ________

Yes, a viable alternative would havenbeen nice before issuing this fiat.