Did you know that President Nelsonotron is fluent in Mandarin?

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Posted by: Wally Prince ( )
Date: October 11, 2018 05:29AM

No, seriously. That's what it says on the official Mormon website.

https://www.lds.org/youth/article/11-things-you-didnt-know-about-president-nelson?lang=eng

It says:

"10. He is fluent in Mandarin.

President Spencer W. Kimball once had a meeting in which he challenged everyone present to learn Chinese. President Nelson took on the challenge and became fluent in Mandarin—no big deal."

Here he is speaking to many Chinese people...in English.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iJ5CsqhsXY

He probably wrote all of the subtitles himself though.

What a guy! President Kimballoid says "hey, learn yourself some Chinese!" and Nelsonatron immediately hops to it and gets it done. He's fluent! Totally fluent! That's what it says on the official website and I don't believe they've ever exaggerated about anything on that website. I'm gabberflasted!

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Posted by: Alan XL ( )
Date: October 11, 2018 05:53AM

Re: Did you know that President Nelsonotron is fluent in Mandarin?

Wow and with the peep stone it immediately translates to English before it comes out of his mouth.

Of course everyone knows that he is fluent in Bull Shit.

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: October 11, 2018 09:29AM

Re: Did you know that President Nelsonotron is fluent in Mandarin?

And here I thought it was flatulence from his diarrhea from the mouth.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: October 11, 2018 09:36AM

Re: Did you know that President Nelsonotron is fluent in Mandarin?

messygoop Wrote:
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> And here I thought it was flatulence from his
> diarrhea from the mouth.

No, no -- that's the Desert language.
Mandarin sounds very different. :)

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: October 11, 2018 09:41AM

Re: Did you know that President Nelsonotron is fluent in Mandarin?

They recorded Nelson to get the sounds for fart apps.

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