The Exmormon Foundation had set up an “Occupy Salt Lake City” style camp in historic Brigham Young Park ~

Down in the RfM Forum the Apostates were entertaining themselves in the usual Apostate fashion – poking trolls with sticks, getting drunk and talking about sex ~

Eric and Susan I/S were doing a great job refereeing the circus by employing long handled wooden spoons to make the RfMers behave ~

Susan I/S took a break and made her way over to the car park where the coffee wagon was working its magic. Before she could pour out a cup her phone rang ~

“This is Susan I/S.” ~

“I could have devastated you on my blog this week, but I didn’t.” ~

“Who is this?” ~

“It’s me.” ~

Susan I/S hit the mute button on her iPhone XR and shouted to Eric, “Jesus H. Christ! It’s Daniel C. Peterson.” ~

Susan I/S pressed the mute button again and said, “What do you want?” ~

“I want to come in.” ~

“OK. How do you want to do it?” ~

“I want someone I know to take me in.” ~

“Who?” ~

“He’s about ten feet tall, wears a snake skin vest, mirrored sunglasses and drives a cab.” ~

Susan I/S’s eyes glanced quickly to SL Cabbie who was parked in his usual spot near the coffee wagon because it was always inevitable that one or more drunken Apostates would need a ride ~

“What if we can’t find him?” she says ~

“It’s easy. He’s parked right next to you ~

Click ~

The connection dropped ~

Susan I/S gasped. As she stepped into the shadow of the coffee wagon, she caught a reflection of light on the roof of the Church Office Building across North State Street ~

“He’s on the roof of the COB!” Susan I/S shouted. “Get me an ExMo Recon Team up there immediately!” ~

In a matter of minutes the ExMo Recon Team burst through the roof access door of the Church Office Building and spread out onto the tar covered expanse ~

There, perched close to the roof’s edge amidst the forest of satellite dishes, antennae and bird droppings, sat an empty box of Krispy Kreme® doughnuts mockingly flapping its lid at the Apostates in the breeze ~



ziller

The flapping was the tour de force.

ziller Wrote:
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> getting drunk and talking about sex ~


I would prefer to be having sex and talking about getting drunk.

What happened to Cabbie, anyway?

Lovin' this one, ziller!!

n/t