I've now given the church my new name in my own discussions. Since they do not want to be called "Mormons" or "LDS," call them by a shortened version of the legal name: "The Corporation of the Presidency." Or for those in a hurry, "The Corporation."

..."The Constantly Reorganizing Church of Latter Day Saints."

It is may opinion that the only thing that is unchangeable in this world is that "Things will change" So it is unrealistic that this would not also hold true for "Mormonism".
Somebody please comment

Since you used one of the 'magic' words...

Those mormons who both speak English as their primary language and are TBM or TBMish comprise what percentage of the world's population? Even if you add in the probable second biggest language group of TBMs, those who speak Spanish, your percentage of the world's population is still minuscule!!

This tiny percentage of the world's population will have no discernable effect, except in Utah, where it will likely be made fun of. That will the only effect that is noticed.

And now I conclude with the remaining 'magic' words: You're welcome.

That Dumb Cult

Whatever

Truth. Sure fits.

The Corporation

No regulations. No refunds. No tangible product. No accountability. Tax exempt. Non-paid sales force.

Jesus wants me for a psychopath.

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Just call it "The Corporation of the Presudent". That is where all of the money goes to pop-up the whole scheme.

The Cult of Culty Cults of Culty Cult Cultists …


Shortened name - 'The Cult'


Works for me!

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