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Posted by: cricket ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 12:09AM
Russell Nelson unleashes 2020 U.S. Presidency bid

Not to be outdone by, even Joseph Smith!

http://salamandersociety.com/slamtoons/Russell-Nelson-GOP-President-2020.jpg

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Posted by: catnip ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 02:49AM
Re: Russell Nelson unleashes 2020 U.S. Presidency bid

That is a HOOT, cricket!! Just the right tone at the end of a tiresome election period!! (Don't get me wrong - I voted.)

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Posted by: cricket ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 03:56AM
Real reason Nelson's running for U.S. President

Peggy Fletcher Stack: President Nelson, you're already President of the Church, isn't that enough for you?

President Nelson: Well, Sister Stack, "My calling and election was made sure when I became an apostle so the Lord impressed upon my mind that election meant the U.S.Presidential Election.

Stack: So you prophesy a victory in 2020?

Nelson: To think otherwise is subjecting yourself to Satan's influence.

Stack: You will be known as "The Mormon Candidate."

Nelson: No Peggy! I demand to be known as The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Candidate, even Russell M Nelson. It's catchy and has a certain heavenly ring to it.

Stack: Departs mumbling to herself.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/07/2018 03:59AM by cricket.

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Posted by: tumwater ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 09:38AM
Re: Russell Nelson unleashes 2020 U.S. Presidency bid

Nelson president of less than 16 million, POTUS is president of 330 million, or about 45% of those.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 09:57AM
Re: Russell Nelson unleashes 2020 U.S. Presidency bid

That seerstone added such a nice touch. *LOL*

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Posted by: GNPE1 ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 10:04AM
Re: Russell Nelson unleashes 2020 U.S. Presidency bid

Next, while waiting for campaign to roll out:

Translate the Kinderhook Plates!!

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 12:15PM
Re: Russell Nelson unleashes 2020 U.S. Presidency bid

Nelson likes Nickelback

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 12:19PM
Re: Russell Nelson unleashes 2020 U.S. Presidency bid

Make Mormonism Great Again! Wait..make Church of Jesus Christ great again? Make The Restoration great again?

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 05:50PM
Re: Russell Nelson unleashes 2020 U.S. Presidency bid

Campaign slogan: You'll have your agency - free as long as you obey ME!

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Posted by: presleynfactsrock ( )
Date: November 08, 2018 05:53PM
Re: Russell Nelson unleashes 2020 U.S. Presidency bid

Love it.

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