Peggy Fletcher Stack: President Nelson, you're already President of the Church, isn't that enough for you?
President Nelson: Well, Sister Stack, "My calling and election was made sure when I became an apostle so the Lord impressed upon my mind that election meant the U.S.Presidential Election.
Stack: So you prophesy a victory in 2020?
Nelson: To think otherwise is subjecting yourself to Satan's influence.
Stack: You will be known as "The Mormon Candidate."
Nelson: No Peggy! I demand to be known as The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Candidate, even Russell M Nelson. It's catchy and has a certain heavenly ring to it.
Stack: Departs mumbling to herself.
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