Posted by:
Wally Prince
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Date: November 07, 2018 01:22AM
Personally, I think they are very wasteful of time (required for cleanup) and resources (valuable food).
But God seems to endorse food fights in the Old Testament or at least use them as part of his great plan.
Zechariah 5:
"1. Then I turned, and lifted up mine eyes, and looked, and behold a flying roll.
"2. And he said unto me, What seest thou? And I answered, I see a flying roll; the length thereof is twenty cubits, and the breadth thereof ten cubits."
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I'm wondering whether flying rolls will be part of the continuing restoration work promised by President Nelson and, if so, whether they will be soft dinner rolls or hard rolls, like Kaiser rolls. If the latter, will safety precautions be taken or will fatal collisions with flying rolls be regarded as part of God's great plan to separate the good from the bad?
Will they be buttered and will they land gently on special days of Thanksgiving or will they be instruments of destruction?
Given the size of the flying rolls, I don't think that these are trivial or unimportant questions.