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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 01:14PM

After our morning meeting my Indian coworker said that when I smile I have three distinct forehead wrinkles and that I look like Lord Shiva.

This is as close as I'll ever come to a Second Anointing.

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 01:38PM

Oh lap it up, Elder Berry. You're too modest, lol.

Keep smiling. It will make people wonder what you're up to.

;)

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 01:45PM

I guess it is better that my wrinkled face evokes a god more than my age to someone!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 02:05PM

I was going to say, you could get those wrinkles fixed if you wanted, Shiva.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 02:16PM

But if you looked like that, I would buy your Christmas album.

I'd even buy your first edition!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 02:59PM

Ah, we are like islands in a stream.

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Posted by: gemini ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 03:09PM

know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 03:10PM

From Lot's Wife I know when to run.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 03:12PM

Now you guys are forcing me to dig up old Kenny Rogers stuff to continue this digression.

Argh!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 03:15PM

Then you need this in your life.

http://www.jaimiemuehlhausen.com/kenny/

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 03:17PM

I want the Kenny Rogers Corn Muffin Recipe.

You can never have too many corn muffins!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 03:30PM

Then you must try his chili!

"Nothing makes me happier then making a recipe I know Kenny Rogers has prepared some point in the past. I usually put on my favorite Kenny MP3s, not forgetting his work with The First Edition, and sing along as I cook."
https://mmurphy65.wordpress.com/tag/kenny-rogers-fire-and-ice-chili/

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 03:40PM

I never knew Kenny Rogers was so. . . domestic.

I guess he's a cowboy's Martha Stewart.

It's a good thing!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 04:18PM

Lot's Wife Wrote:
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> I never knew Kenny Rogers was so. . . domestic.

He wasn't in his First Edition.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 04:58PM

Gets old, loses his testosterone, starts baking cookies.

Good for the grandkids, I guess!

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Posted by: Tevai ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 01:49PM

Elder Berry Wrote:
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> After our morning meeting my Indian coworker said
> that when I smile I have three distinct forehead
> wrinkles and that I look like Lord Shiva.

:D

Shiva is the father of Ganesha (the little boy with an elephant's head).

He is also one of the three main gods of Hinduism--so he is extremely important, and also very well loved.

Congratulations, Elder Berry!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 07, 2018 02:02PM

Thanks! She also said I was like Ganesha because I love vegetables.


I'm sure my head is now as big as an elephant's head.

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Posted by: Elyse ( )
Date: November 08, 2018 10:36PM

The elephant god with the looooong trunk?

Can it get any more symbolic?

The woman has the hots for you.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: November 09, 2018 12:14PM

Elyse Wrote:
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> The woman has the hots for you.

LOL! Maybe. I love learning about Indian cultures and adore the food and snacks. I've been dubbed the American Indian.

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Posted by: Nightingale ( )
Date: November 09, 2018 08:08PM

Haha. Yeah.

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Posted by: olderelder ( )
Date: November 09, 2018 09:47PM

You could've replied with the old song by The Crazy World of Arthur Brown:

I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!

https://youtu.be/5GCSWEgZT94

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Posted by: Beth ( )
Date: November 09, 2018 10:19PM


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