Four people stabbed at LDS Church building yesterday in Brazil. (No deaths.)

https://g1.globo.com/go/goias/noticia/2018/12/03/esfaqueado-em-ataque-dentro-de-igreja-disse-que-pensou-nas-criancas-e-tentou-se-defender-com-muleta-bati-na-cabeca-dele.ghtml

Somebody said the sacrament prayer wrong four times in a row, and one of them snapped?

Yes, I make light of something horrible. Nobody should be stabbed. That's awful.

But so is mormonism.

In the opening translated paragraph it says there were four deaths.

It also says four survived the attack but with non-fatal injuries.

Sadly, it takes events like this to temporarily shake them, but in long run, little or no changes;

Business as Usual when gawd is speaking to you.

Shake them? It will only strengthen their testimonies. It must really be the last days now, with Satan getting gangster.

Love that the English links contain Mormon, Mormon and LDS! Satan must be very happy.

"The 28-year-old shared messages on Facebook over his discontent with the church after representatives failed to visit him after promising to do so in 2013..."

Wow, most people consider 5 years without the missionaries bothering you a GOOD thing. Not this guy. That's mental illness for sure!

"He also told investigators that the church had made pacts with the devil and that Jesus Christ has placed a curse on bald people when he was crucified."

Well, but there's no "devil." And I have it on good authority that bible jesus *liked* bald people. It's right there in one of the beatitudes, "Blessed are the bald, for they shall not need regular haircuts!"

It's a good thing the madman only had a knife. . .

According to the Newsweek article, the man attacked people in the front of the service. So be careful where you sit in the chapel. :D

..."I hope they call me on a mission, so I can get stabbed a few!"

And spurt and spurt and spurt like missionaries do.