BYU football is going to a BOWL!

Yes, it's Boise for the team, the renowned "Famous Idaho Potato Bowl"


is everyone Underwhelmed?

https://www.ksl.com/article/46439959/idaho-will-do-after-year-away-from-postseason-cougars-happy-to-be-back-in-a-bowl

So is Northwestern ! They’ll be playing Utah in the Holiday Bowl.

wake me up when it's over, lol!

Everything is relative. Which bowl game did BYU play in last year?

the Stay-at-Home-and-Watch-on-TV Bowl.

Did they win?

No. None of the games were on BYUtv.

But where was the Cougar God, for surely he is a god.

Perhaps he was daydreaming, or was relieving himself. Or maybe he was away on a trip, or was asleep and needed to be wakened!

I don't know, but I think last year BYU's team had a severe outbreak of compulsive masturbation. As a result, MormonGod was very unhappy and failed to bless them with wins. I mean the BOM teaches us that if you are wicked, you always lose.

So, my friend, did you get the allusion?

Hint: I was not the first person to make the point about God that way.

American Football. Come on guys, you can do better than play a grandads game.

You want Real football without all the padding that you wear to protect your nails?

Google Australian football....... If you can handle it!!!!

You bloody beauty!

Many years ago when ESPN first started, they didn't have enough events to broadcast, so they actually broadcast quite a bit of Australian football.

Potato Bowl?
I'd rather have a bowl of Potato Salad.
Or even Funeral Potatoes in a bowl...
Is that even allowed?
And what about Tater Tots?

enjoy it while you can (for those into BYU sports, even if it is only to see BYU get beat) because BYU football might be canceled in the future.

Thanks to the beloved Correlation program I've had it ingrained in me that one of the strongest indicators of the Church's truthfulness is how the Church is growing so super fast and filling up the whole world. This means as the Church grows its able to attract the very best elite talent to the BYU football program where they will be able to have the greatest college football teams that the world has ever witnessed. Last year we saw the Cougars show their mightiness by winning four huge victories. This year we've seen the Church growth have its impact as they've eclipsed that to be six tremendous victories and an invitation to this mighty Bowl game against the mighty power house called Western Michigan.

If you ever doubt that the Church is true I exhort you to look at the history of growth in wins and success for this mighty BYU football team. In a decade from now when they are taking on a mighty Monterossi Pre-K team in Flag Football in an exciting contest where the final play decides the outcome you will then reflect on how you've missed out on this tremendous growth in the Church if you are still on the outside.

BYU is only worthy of the Toilet Bowl.