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Posted by: Alan XL ( )
Date: December 03, 2018 09:21PM

Growing up in Australia and learning all about the US on TV I was so jealous how everyone had a cooked breakfast and I had a bloody bowl of soggy Corn Flakes.

Dad wore a suit at all times drove a new car the size of a whale, smoked a pipe and read the newspaper while dishing out wisdom at every possible opportunity.

Mum was smiling and waiting for the kids to arrive from school with cookies and milk.

Most of all there was Salt Lake. Land of the Prophets, miracles and everyone so damn happy!!!

And I used to wonder with the Holy Priesthood and all of the Brethren why there would be a great need for doctors and hospitals.

I imagined that someone with brain cancer and about to be operated on would get a blessing and then the operation would be cancelled.

'Ok cancel the operation this ones had a blessing and no longer needs us. Nothing to see here, move on'

So then I thought that all of the world would statistically see that in Utah miracle cures were simply the norm.

Now this is true...…. Isn't it???:)

Hallelujah and pass the gravy!

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: December 03, 2018 09:52PM

Alan XL Wrote:
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> Now this is true...…. Isn't it???:)
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Dad's probably working his second job to keep all those children fed and the tithing paid. Mom is happy if she can renew her prescription to combat depression.
Plenty of priesthood blessings are given but few, if any, miracle cures.

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Posted by: anono this week ( )
Date: December 03, 2018 10:25PM

Utah is a unique place I have to say. There are a lot of good people in the State, and lots of history (much of it dark and depressing)

And compared to other places I'd say we're probably better off here. I mean what does Nevada have to offer in the way of culture or enlightenment?... slot machines and busty women. That's all there is in that whole damn state. And how about Idaho? there is the snake river and a bunch of potatoes,... Boring!

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: December 03, 2018 11:13PM

anono this week Wrote:
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> I mean what does Nevada
> have to offer... slot machines and busty women.

How about porn downloads and women with bosom enhancements?
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And how about Idaho? there is the snake river and a
> bunch of potatoes

How about the Bear River and a dead lake?

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: December 03, 2018 11:56PM

Idaho has its own scenic wonders.

It isn't just farming or potatoes. Though I'll take an Idaho spud anyday over an imposter.

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Posted by: eternal1 ( )
Date: December 04, 2018 11:44AM

Shhhh...it's better if people don't know.

Although, based on the long lines of traffic heading to Idaho from SLC on weekends and holidays, I think some of them have figured it out.

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: December 03, 2018 11:33PM

But you have Wombats and Kangaroos. And I’ll bet the SP can take either of them with a boomerang at 100m as well as play the didgeridoo. Don’t even get me started on Vegemite.

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Posted by: Alan XL ( )
Date: December 04, 2018 01:57AM

OK. Say anything you like about Oz BUT I'll be damned if anyone makes another joke about God's own Vegemite!

If they had that beautiful black nectar at the veil I'd do 13 Pay Lay Ales with a half pike and leave all you Vegemite haters to rot in hell.

Bloody Joe's problem. He ran out -god cant forgive him- and combined peanut butter and jelly. Oh the inhumanity.

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: December 03, 2018 11:55PM

Univ of Utah Hospital is one of the finest in the nation for healing. Doctors come there from all over the world for training and to work. It isn't just a Mormon center.

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Posted by: slskipper ( )
Date: December 04, 2018 01:04AM

I lived in Canberra for a time. Most Mormons there frequently got annoyed at how all the Mormons portrayed in the church teaching materials were all wealthy residents of Sandy, Utah. They would make jokes about it.

What city are you from, if I may be so bold?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/04/2018 01:05AM by slskipper.

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Posted by: Alan XL ( )
Date: December 04, 2018 02:08AM

I live in Queensland at a beach city called Hervey Bay.

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Posted by: slskipper ( )
Date: December 04, 2018 10:22AM

I've been there. Went on a whale watching excursion.

I envy you.

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Posted by: oldpobot ( )
Date: December 05, 2018 09:10AM

My cousin is an electrician in nearby Maryborough. Has done a lot of work installing rooftop solar in Hervey Bay. Nice area, though the new jail has changed the demographic somewhat.

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Posted by: ookami ( )
Date: December 04, 2018 04:47AM

I grew up in Southeast Idaho and used to think that way about Utah. I am sorry to say I used to be mentally Utarded (brain atrophy from overexposure to Utah). I was cured of that after spending time in Tooele, Utah.

For those not familiar with North Utah, Tooele is a small town near a nerve gas storage facility for the US Army and possibly the entrance to Hell. You'll understand if you ever meet the people who infest-sorry-live in that area.

Take it from me-- Utah is overrated.

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: December 04, 2018 06:27AM

Growing up in SE Idaho myself. Arco was our equivalent I s'pose of Toole since it was close to the INEL, where nuclear waste is/was stored.

I love the national parks of Utah, and the landscapes surrounding southern. I don't miss the winters of SE Idaho or Northern Utah where we'd visit family, growing up. Some of my relatives from there have already made southern Utah their retirement destination. It's like Florida to easterners if you're from Idaho or Utah.

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Posted by: fossilman ( )
Date: December 04, 2018 11:56AM

Tooele = Mordor.

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: December 05, 2018 08:40AM

Wendover = Mordor with neon.

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