"Make a Bingo card with crank sayings or actions. I'm sure we could come up with some great entries for the card if you need us."
https://www.exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,2181055,2181201#msg-2181201

I need some help.

My initial thoughts are the following.

Forgotten Carols
Calling
Ward
Any sentence with the word "church" in it?

Anyone?

Nourish and strengthen
Brethren
Tender Mercies
Satan
Eternal Family

Thanks. List has been started. Bingo card coming. Do I get a free space?

War on Christmas

Don't forget:

Prophet
Priesthood
Temple

Oh, and you can leave off "mormon." In fact, I'd suggest programming Alexa to sound a buzzer whenever somebody in the house says the word -- then you can remind the visitors they're going against the prophet, and score a bingo at the same time!

ificouldhietokolob Wrote:
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> Oh, and you can leave off "mormon." In fact, I'd
> suggest programming Alexa to sound a buzzer
> whenever somebody in the house says the word --
> then you can remind the visitors they're going
> against the prophet, and score a bingo at the same
> time!

ROTFLMAO!

Can I do this with a word? I'm so going to if I can with my Echo.

ificouldhietokolob Wrote:
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> Prophet
> Priesthood
> Temple

How could I forget their trinity of control?

Tithing
Bishop
BYU
Awesome!

What about the following?

Freak
Frick
Fetch

Oh my Heck, yes.

Baby Joseph Smith

President Nelson

Punch and cookies

Christmas card Brags

Ward update

Any quote from bishop or GA

MORMON Tabernacle Choir Xmas songs

Xmas story scripture reading

"Put the Christ in Christmas"

Church job talk (extra points for janitor job talk)

So-n-So's mission

Spontaneous testimony bearing

Worthy

dagny Wrote:
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> Worthy

That is going to be my "free space." Their implied worthiness.

That's so fitting. Perfect. What a hoot.

Stolen from another thread on here:

"Self-abuse"

Ya gotta include that one.

Also, "faith crisis"

"less-active"

"off the rolls"

"Postum"

Paddy cake

Taffy pull

Licked Cupcake

Ha! I'd forgotten the forgotten carols!!

They are pretty forgettable and worthy of being in my opinion.