Those members of Mormon leadership who think that they have no risk from TSCC's policy on bishop's interviews should have gotten a big wake-up call today.
The priesthood leaders who called him to that position of leadership in the church must have prayed and then followed the promptings of the holy spirit when making that decision. Burning bosoms? Maybe. Still, small voice? Possibly. Keys of discernment? No doubt.
So, obviously, he was a virtuous, holy and sober man who had only pure thoughts when he was called to be a bishop. Sometime later, a demon got to him and made him change quite suddenly. Or maybe he bumped his head and it rearranged pure and holy synapses into dirty pedophile synapses.
It must be something like that. It has to be.
Otherwise, one might be tempted to conclude that the leaders of the LSD Church have no more and no better inspiration than that enjoyed by a typical assistant manager at Pizza Butt, Taco Smell or Booger King.
That would have serious ramifications, if true. So it can't be true. There must be some other explanation.
Thanks to the Correlation program causing my brain to think a glorious peculiar way I have the noteworthy responsibility to testify of the following:
1. According to our sacred doctrines this Bishop was called of God and his calling was reviewed/approved by the First Presidency. This was no accident that he became a Bishop. Its part of the holy program and no believer can possibly doubt that.
2. The Church has recently emphasized that the 1:1 interviews of adults with children where questions about sex are asked should continue. In fact any naysayers, like Sam Young, are going to get excommunicated and thus be no longer eligible for eternal blessings under the direction of the holy FP/12.
I got to warn all of you about RfM. If you read too much stuff here there is a possibility that your brain might lose its Correlation program generated wiring and you might do unapproved activities like real thinking rather than just being obedient sheep. If you want to be a good Lamb then just say "baahh" and obey.