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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: January 14, 2019 10:02AM
When did I realize I was God ?

"When did I realize I was God ?
Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: January 14, 2019 10:07AM
Re: When did I realize I was God ?

That's the best EVER. Prophetic even. You can be my God anytime, Dave.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: January 14, 2019 10:58AM
Don't forget the 10% dues, Dave.

Consider a piggy bank on the kitchen counter, like some people have a "swear piggy" -- they have to feed it every time they say a naughty word.

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: January 14, 2019 01:20PM
Re: When did I realize I was God ?

When yer "doin' it" in bed and she screams "Oh, God!"?

And hopefully you are the only two people in the room


Maybe ziller has more on this...

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Posted by: nli ( )
Date: January 14, 2019 02:32PM
The source of the quote...

The quote is from Peter Barnes' play "The Ruling Class"

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 14, 2019 06:40PM
Re: When did I realize I was God ?

I think therefor I am, the great I am.

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Posted by: anonyXmo ( )
Date: January 14, 2019 10:21PM
Re: When did I realize I was God ?

Ask yourself to win the lottery

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: January 14, 2019 10:41PM
Re: When did I realize I was God ?

Dave, I lost my car keys.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: January 14, 2019 10:43PM
Re: When did I realize I was God ?

LOL

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