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Posted by: cricket ( )
Date: February 05, 2019 01:24PM

LDS is off to a stellar (Kolobian) start so far. The main PR nightmares center around: Rescue firesides for doubters aka hesitant tithing payers. Oaks demanding that the sacrament is partaken of with the right hand only, alienating those with disabilities or just being plain old left-handed. Nelson's usual nonsense. More sex abuse covers ups coming into the light. Rebranding Smith's revelations as being catalytic converters.

So here you go.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: February 05, 2019 01:43PM

Love the non-consensual catalyst. For those traveling higher roads on high horses their asses make bigger targets.

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Posted by: GONE4GOOD4EVER ( )
Date: February 05, 2019 01:46PM

does idiot oakes know some people don't have a right hand? i have a family member born without a right hand. WHAT AN IDIOT OAKES IS!!!!

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Posted by: presleynfactsrock ( )
Date: February 05, 2019 04:02PM

Life without Slamtoons wouldn't be the same.

Love the depiction of fitting because whenever he opens his mouth his tone and words say, "Listen all you wormy peons to me your King who really should be President right now. I keep telling God".

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: February 05, 2019 05:15PM

Ha ha ha!

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Posted by: Mordor, not logged in ( )
Date: February 05, 2019 07:37PM

So if/when Oaks takes the big comfy chair, the "Praise to the Man" chorus will be changed to

"Heil to the Prophet, ascended to heavennnnn…"

BTW, did you catch my latest effort from a few days ago?,2195911

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: February 05, 2019 11:13PM

you see, Jesus, the grand master and creator of the Universe (according to MORmONISM) does NOT mind IF a lamb is used to represent Him in a ritual sacrifice .....however it damn well better be a male lamb or he will be really pissed off, because those kinds of things matter !!!! because Jesus is a psychotic @$$ hole !!!

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Posted by: MormonThinker ( )
Date: February 06, 2019 01:01PM

Love these cricket. Don't ever stop!

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